Links from Instagram Posts

Dec 9

Tired of Demure, Uptight Christmas Nuts? You Need Emeton’s Loose Nuts This Holiday Season

• by Sarah Totton

Dec 8

We’d Love to Offer You This Job, but I’m Afraid You Don’t Already Have This Job

• by Eddie Small

Dec 7

Sure, the Metaverse Is the Future, but Have You Heard About the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company?

• by Bradley Meyers

Dec 6

Now Here’s MSNBC’s Steve Kornacki with Our Basic Math

• by Pat Cassels

Dec 5

Every Single Website’s Holiday Gift Guide for Dad

• by Scarlet Meyer

Dec 5

My Child Finally Stole from Me My Last Vestige of Coolness, My Spotify Wrapped

• by Richie Zaborowske

Dec 4

I’m Your Grandpa’s Old Box TV: Please Kill Me

• by Tatiana Tomley

Dec 3

Personality 2.0 Update Now Available

• by Nathan Pashley

Dec 2

Please Stop Acting Weird About the Dunk Tank

• by Sam Carlin

Dec 1

Terrible Game Shows That, for the Love of God, Should Never Be Created

• by Dan Caprera

Nov 30

Op-Ed: Should Op-Ed Writers Be Allowed to Commit Crimes?

• by Dave Anderson

Nov 30

The Most Important Types of Casino Bonus Offers Explained

• by Jacob Knowles

Nov 29

So No One Else at Game Night Gives a Fuck About Winning?

• by Freddie Shanel

Nov 28

The Pleasure Is All Mine

• by Mike Langley

Nov 27

Ask a Work Frenemy

• by Noel Crain

Nov 26

Sorry Friend, This Here’s One of Them Non-Negotiable Contracts

• by Matthew Thiele

Nov 25

I’m the Middle-Aged Adult Who Writes All of the Dialogue in This Teen Drama

• by Shelby Jennings

Nov 24

Welcome to Presidential Park, Where, Thanks to Our Dubious Understanding of Scientific Ethics, American History Comes to Life

• by Logan Green

Nov 23

The People Who Will Beat You in the Thanksgiving Half Marathon for Which You’ve Trained for Months

• by Michelle Milliken

Nov 23

Classic Thanksgiving-Eve Holiday Movies

• by Kevin Lutz

Nov 22

Positive Self-Affirmations Mumbled by the Pillsbury Doughboy at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

• by Sianna Lani

Nov 21

Passive-Aggressive Comments from My Family on Thanksgiving Bingo

• by Sue D. Gelber and Terry Heyman

Nov 21

We Are the Other Paintings on Display Near “Starry Night” and We Are Tired of Being Ignored

• by Laura Fabius

Nov 20

Interesting Facts About Qatar FIFA World Cup 2022

• by Travis Lee

Nov 20

You Can Achieve All Your Dreams with No Sleep

• by David Guzman

Nov 19

Follow-Up Questions About Your Answer to the Security Question “Who Was Your Childhood Best Friend?”

• by Talia Argondezzi and Miriam Jayaratna

Nov 18

We Are Unceremoniously Laying Off a Big-Ass Chunk of the Company

• by Dave Powers

Nov 17

Let Me Use This Wedding Toast to Announce My Candidacy for President

• by Josh Freedman

Nov 16

If I Texted My Ex How SMS Marketers Text Me

• by Yuqi Hou

Nov 16

Spiders Should Start Wearing Cute Little Hats

• by Brandon Talley

Nov 15

We Just Want You to Know, We Applaud You

• by Eric Farwell

Nov 14

I’m Victor Frankenstein, and I’m Pretty Sure I’m Nailing This Humanoid Reanimation Project

• by Anthony DeThomas