Links from Instagram Posts

Oct 18

Your Password Isn’t Good Enough to Create an Account, Dumbass

• by Connor Adams

Oct 17

If This Van’s a Rockin’, Then Don’t Come a Bothering Me While I Try to Fuck This Van

• by James Knapp

Oct 15

Tote Bags Unpack Their Emotional Baggage

• by Rodney Uhler

Oct 14

Oh No, My Family Has a 38 Percent on Rotten Tomatoes!

• by Rob White

Oct 13

Condolences from the AI Software That’s Taking Your Job

• by James Klein

Oct 12

Hey Elon, Buy My Professorship!

• by Debby Rosenthal

Oct 11

At This Year’s Fall Harvest Festival, We Have Replaced the Corn Maze with You Getting Lost in Your Phone

• by Elizabeth Simone

Oct 10

Threateningly Is a Messaging-Optimization Program That Gets Results

• by Noel Crain

Oct 8

Are Your Child’s Creepy Drawings Mediocre? Try Our “Kid in a Scary Movie” Art Class!

• by Casey Peta

Oct 7

We’re Going to Begin Boarding Your Flight in the Following Order

• by Emily Kling

Oct 6

20 Rules for Acing Every Job Interview by an “Outside the Box Thinker” on LinkedIn

• by Noah Cohen-Greenberg and Sam Mermin

Oct 5

Now That I’ve Ascended to the Royal Throne, It’s Time We Got Back to Cutting Motherfuckers’ Heads Off

• by Josh Long

Oct 4

I’m a Cenobite with a Puzzle Box That’s Way Too Hard to Solve

• by Logan Green

Oct 3

I Can’t Believe It’s Already October, Despite Time Being a Fixed Human Construct

• by Victor Beigelman

Oct 2

How Dare You Accuse Me, Bro Country Star Tripp Haystack, of Misogynistic Lyrics?

• by Gracie Kairis

Oct 1

Fuck You, Sunset

• by Darlene Crane

Sep 30

Tips for Searching for In-Home Care Facilities

• by Mark Mullis

Sep 30

Please, for the Love of God, Reply “Confirm” or “Cancel”

• by Thomas Whittington

Sep 29

Clark Kent, We Have Updated Your Ancestry DNA Results!

• by Max Davison

Sep 28

I’m a Movie Villain and Here Are 40 Reasons We’re Not So Different, You and I

• by Lillie Franks

Sep 27

Buddy, You Went and Messed with the Right Guy

• by Michael Pershan

Sep 26

I’m the Artist Who Leaves Beer Cans on Hiking Trails

• by Colin Wentworth

Sep 25

Six New, Higher Stakes Versions of Quiet Quitting

• by Megan Quinn

Sep 24

Goodbye, Summer

• by Tracy Silagi

Sep 23

This Bowl Sure Is Getting Hot, Huh?

• by Evan Dotas

Sep 22

Earnings Call from Little Timmy’s Lemonade Stand

• by Connor Adams

Sep 21

Evolution of the Polish Gambling Industry Over the Years

• by Travis Lee

Sep 21

College Drama Workshop, or Clinical Depression?

• by Anna Pook

Sep 21

We, the Makers of Tapioca Pudding, Are Excited to Unveil Nothing New

• by Devin Wallace

Sep 20

Yes, I Like Swamps. No, I Am Not a “Swamp Thing”

• by R.J. Kushner

Sep 19

Words My Parents Mispronounce That Could Be Real Things

• by John Howard Matthews

Sep 19

The Pac-Man Ghosts Are Unionizing

• by Devin Wallace