Links from Instagram Posts

Jul 26

Your Campus Tour

• by Walt Maguire

Jul 25

Why I, D-List Hollywood Actor, Should Be the Keynote Speaker for Your Tech Conference

• by Victoria Tran

Jul 24

10 Best Places to Ugly Cry About Your Shitty Life

• by Caroline Beuley

Jul 23

Choosing Your Tinnitus Ringtone

• by Ross Murray

Jul 22

Seven Ways to Stop Me Before I Start a Devastating Religion

• by Miles-Erik Bell

Jul 21

Your First Day Working in the Dog Mayor’s Office

• by Jake Bettermann

Jul 20

Welcome to Your Hotel’s Meager “Gym”

• by Kurt Zemaitaitis

Jul 20

Your Uncle, the World’s Most Notorious Cat Burglar, Announces His Retirement

• by Michael Lieberman

Jul 19

8 Things to Never Do in a Casino

• by Olena Medynska

Jul 19

Terms and Conditions Agreement Between a Local and a Fucking Summer Person

• by Tilden Lincoln

Jul 18

Similarities Between Turnips and Bob

• by Radu Guiasu

Jul 18

A Lecture on Women’s Health at Any Medical School

• by Gina DeLuca

Jul 17

Gas, Grass, or a Poignant Haiku That Makes Me Cry, Nobody Rides for Free

• by Sam Burnett

Jul 16

6 Reasons Why Ryan Reynolds Is the Antichrist from Revelation

• by Brett Hund

Jul 15

Terms and Conditions for Dad Taking His Shirt Off This Summer

• by Ross Murray

Jul 14

FAQ About Your Genetically Engineered Baby

• by Mark Pekala

Jul 13

His Royal Highness the Prince Shipwrecks on Fire Island

• by Greg Marshall

Jul 12

Unbiased Yelp Review That Has Nothing to Do With the Fact the Restaurant Wouldn’t Accommodate My Sloth

• by Caitlin Bitzegaio

Jul 11

Signs That the Person You’re Talking to Might Be from New York

• by Robert Criss

Jul 11

If You’re Here to Party, Put Your Hands Up for a Quick Head Count for the Fire Marshal

• by Erika Lindquist

Jul 10

Children’s Birthday Party Themes That Live Up to Their Descriptions

• by Katie Brookoff

Jul 9

Pig-Pen Dishes the Dirt on the Peanuts Gang

• by Jere Hester

Jul 8

You’ve Barely Touched Your Mid-Heist Carrot Sticks and Hummus

• by Nathan Cowley

Jul 7

Please Familiarize Yourself with Mr. Satan’s Views Before Calling Yourself a “Devil’s Advocate”

• by Fleurette Modica

Jul 6

Hi There, Could You Please Fill Out My Survey?

• by Joe Murphy

Jul 6

Human Sunbathing Explained to the Aliens

• by Luke Roloff

Jul 5

How to Get Motivated to Write: Best Tips That Help

• by Mark Mullis

Jul 5

We’re Offering 10 Percent Off If This Golden Corral Turns into a Food Fight Warzone

• by Bryan Brunati

Jul 4

MasterClass: Acting with the Guy Who Played “Shlubby Dad” in a Domino’s Commercial

• by Gracie Kairis

Jul 3

Yes, I Totally Read, I Love Books, Here Are All the Books I’ve Read

• by Max Kerwien

Jul 2

An Unfortunate Announcement Regarding Citizenship Downsizing

• by Jake Bettermann

Jul 1

8-Year-Olds Declare Their Independence from Eating Vegetables

• by William Vaillancourt