Links from Instagram Posts

Oct 9

When You Say “Bite Me” to a Solicitation

• by David Carkeet

Oct 8

A Template for Confessing Your Infidelity and/or Announcing You Are the New Pope

• by Ryan Dell

Oct 8

Candy Corn Tastes like Cheap Trash and That’s Why I Like It

• by Kenny Gray

Oct 7

That There’s Oil. Texas Tea. Economy Slime. Hot Rockolate.

• by Lillie Franks

Oct 7

My Job Is Modeling Counterfeit Fashion and It’s the Most Rewarding Job in the World

• by Sarah Tighe

Oct 6

90 Years Later, Universal’s “Frankenstein” Remains a Poignant Tale of How Fucked Up It Would Be If There Was a Guy Whose Head Was Perfectly Flat on Top

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Oct 6

My Favorite Shirt Has Leatherface Giving You the Finger

• by Rob White

Oct 5

Reviews of Baba Yaga’s Bed and Breakfast

• by Caitlin Baker

Oct 5

Once I Uncurl Your Tresses, You Will Be the Prettiest Maiden in the Land

• by Rochelle Elana Fisher

Oct 4

School Spirit Week for Our Actual School Spirit

• by Rachel McKenny

Oct 4

James Bond Gets Sober on Zoom

• by Kent Jones

Oct 3

Church of the Exquisite Guilt

• by Susan Payne

Oct 2

Medically Speaking, Loneliness Is Just as Deadly as Smoking? So Yeah, You Could Say That I Like to Live on the Wild Side, Baby

• by Dan Caprera

Oct 1

What I Imagine Happens at My Senator’s Office upon Receiving an Email from Me

• by Leila Sales

Oct 1

I Was the Lemur Handler on “Zoboomafoo” and My NDA Just Expired

• by Madeline Goetz and Katie Maraghy

Oct 1

Why Don’t Horses Play Age of Empires 2? And Other Questions You Want Answered

• by Mark Mullis

Oct 1

The Most Popular Superfoods in 2022: Nutritionist Forecast

• by Travis Lee

Sep 30

6 Essential Workouts for Road Ragers

• by Tom Navratil

Sep 30

Kickstarter Update #37 – Our 3D Printed Water Bottles and Co-founder Are Being Held Hostage by Pirates

• by Max Davison

Sep 29

A Letter to Management Written by Your Disgruntled Dog

• by Daniel Tepper

Sep 29

If You Wish to Print a Document, You Must Pass These Six Trials

• by Ella Gale

Sep 28

Demands from the Newly Organized Union of Hero Dogs

• by Dave Anderson

Sep 28

Birth Control Brand or White Celebrity Baby Name?

• by Sarah Gruen

Sep 27

Our Artisanal Tacos Are So Damn Good You’ll Happily Hand Over Your Identity as Payment

• by Aaron Chown

Sep 27

Seven Reboot Ideas from Nickelodeon’s Head of Development

• by Chase Karpus

Sep 26

A Preview of the Home Depot Streaming Services Original Content

• by Rob White

Sep 25

Let’s Talk About Why We All Hate the Beatles

• by Philip Kean

Sep 24

Release Notes for Eternal Damnation Version 2021.666

• by Jonathan Weisberg

Sep 24

Jane Austen’s Musings and Morals for Living Prosperously in a Fast & Furious World

• by Alisdair Hodgson

Sep 23

Breaking the News to My 85-Year-Old Grandpa That He Missed Halley’s Comet and It Won’t Be Back until 2061

• by Robert Criss

Sep 23

Bumble Dates You Will Go Out With Only Once

• by Janna Mary Stein

Sep 22

Our Friendship Has Been One Long, Intricate Plot to Get You to Subscribe to My Newsletter

• by Rachel Rose Keller