Links from Instagram Posts

Apr 8

Peloton Instructors’ Rejected Mantras

• by Jeremy Hooper

Apr 8

We’re Not Denying You Had a Baby, But As Your Health Insurance Company, We Are Denying Everything Else

• by Nancy Franklin

Apr 8

When Am I Ever Going to Use This in the Real World, 2021 Edition

• by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch

Apr 7

Ooga’s Dinner Party Tips for the Busy Cavemaker

• by Eva Meckna

Apr 7

History Altered Forever When Parents of Famous People Act as Modern-Day Snowplows on Twitter

• by Keri Kelly

Apr 7

All of the Most Common Vegetarian Menu Items, Ranked

• by Rachel Marsh

Apr 6

Making Your Bed with Ludwig van Beethoven

• by Josh Sippie

Apr 6

The Very Last People Who Should Qualify for the Covid Vaccine

• by Matt Morea

Apr 6

Calling All Baseball Game Popcorn Vendors, Pharmaceutical Reps, and Bar Mitzvah DJs: We Need You to Hand Out Covid Vaccines

• by Leah Roemer

Apr 5

I Am Your Free Spirit and I Quit

• by Viktoria Shulevich

Apr 5

More Hybrid Skirmish Films We Probably Don’t Need

• by Gary Almeter

Apr 5

A Series of Internal HR Memos RE: The Justice League’s Vaccine Policy

• by Kevin Lutz

Apr 4

We Must Protect the Elderly from COVID-19 by Not Visiting Them, So That When This Pandemic Is Over, We Can Continue Not to Visit Them

• by Rachel Reyes

Apr 4

6 Ways to Save $400 Million Before Age 30 by Budgeting, Smart Saving, and Hitting the Powerball

• by Alex Bergmans

Apr 3

God Keeps Delaying Our Period Redesign Rollout

• by Julis Rei

Apr 3

I Lived It: I Gave My Mouse a Cookie

• by Cameron Burger

Apr 2

I’m a Wes Anderson Man Now

• by Eric Farwell

Apr 2

Anagrams of Media Outlets That Reveal Their Sinister 420-Friendly Agenda, According to Newsmax’s Greg Kelly

• by William Vaillancourt

Apr 2

I Don’t Care What the Critics Say, My New Memoir “Look at My Awesome Life” Is Not a Vanity Piece!

• by Adam Dietz

Apr 1

An Open Letter to My Fans Regarding My Retirement from Writing

• by Christopher Duvall

Apr 1

Updated 2020 Tax Filing Guidance from the Casual Revenue Service

• by Court Sullivan

Apr 1

Whoops, I Found Amelia Earhart and I Promise I Had Nothing to Do with Her Disappearance

• by Sebastián Hernández

Mar 31

The Yelp Reviews in the Trash Zone Are Misleading at Best

• by Michael Labrecque

Mar 31

A Bully’s Recipe for a Knuckle Sandwich

• by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman

Mar 30

5 Must-Have Throw Blankets from Amazon to Stay Cozy in While Their Workers Fight to Unionize

• by Lane Unsworth

Mar 30

My Day Was Like a HuffPo Headline. Here’s Why That Matters.

• by Matt Kolbet

Mar 29

Fun Time Killers for Park Rangers

• by Calder Holbrook

Mar 29

Are You at Your Boss’s Retirement Party or Orientation Day for an Eternity in Hell?

• by Gracie Kairis

Mar 29

This Zoom Catch-Up Seems Like the Perfect Opportunity to Humblebrag About Why I’m Not Eligible for the Vaccine Yet

• by Keith Rubin

Mar 28

I’m a 32-Year-Old Guy, So I Guess It’s Time I Started a Podcast

• by Neil Tollfree

Mar 28

The Characters in My Language Learning Videos Simply Aren’t Believable

• by Ross Hyzer

Mar 27

The 12 Months of Midwestern Winter

• by Adam Dietz