Links from Instagram Posts

Mar 15

I’m the PDF a Baby Boomer Needs Help Opening

• by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman

Mar 15

Are You In Love, or Is He Just Administering Your Covid Vaccine?

• by Caitlin Briody

Mar 15

My Resignation Notice, by Narcissus

• by Rachel Rueckert

Mar 14

Use These New Vehicular Parenting Styles to Dunk on Lazy Helicopter Parents

• by Talia Argondezzi

Mar 14

I’m the Ghost of Albert Einstein and I’m Worried You Only Think of My Tongue Picture

• by Michael Leonetti

Mar 13

Hey, Did You Take My Yogurt?

• by Conor Boylan

Mar 13

An Obituary for All the Fucks I Had to Give

• by Sarah Gardner

Mar 12

6 Must-Try Recipes to Read Before Eating the Same Thing as Always

• by Alex Moss

Mar 12

An Indecent Book Proposal

• by Lily Hirsch

Mar 12

A Sweet Sixteen of Things More Likely to Happen to You Than Picking a Perfect March Madness Bracket

• by Jen Freymond

Mar 11

Categories of Guy Eliminated by Quarantine

• by Dennard Dayle

Mar 11

What She Really Wants This Ides of March

• by Madeline Wilson

Mar 11

Email from Invading Aliens Accidentally Sent to My Inbox

• by Kevin McDermott

Mar 10

I Am Julia Child’s Wooden Spoon and I Would Rather Die than Live in This Dumpy New Jersey Kitchen

• by Amanda Hill

Mar 10

Alternative Career Paths for Superheroes with Newly Discovered Wealth

• by Justin Cannon

Mar 10

More Unabridged Readings with Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson

• by Sean Keck

Mar 9

Customer Complaint: My Big Mouth Billy Bass Keeps Mumbling “Dumb Motherfucker” When I Walk By It

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Mar 9

Classic Movie Quotes but the Movie’s About Parents Working from Home During a Pandemic While Their 5-Year-Old Also Has Virtual School

• by R. Daniel Lester

Mar 9

Join Our Group and Say “Nuh-Uh!” and Reject Personal Beauty Routines as Social Constructs

• by Margo Bartlett

Mar 8

A Letter to Mr. Six, the Dancing Six Flags Mascot from the Early 2000s, for Being a Lying, Cheating Son of a Bitch

• by Josh Dentler

Mar 8

Am I Your Perfect Girlfriend or the New iPhone?

• by Spurty Rao

Mar 8

A Plea for a Second Chance from Your Ex, Instant Pot

• by Liz Deranja

Mar 7

A Crash Course on Practicing Gratitude

• by Jessica Delfino

Mar 7

All the Embarrassing Stuff You Caught Me Doing When You Entered My Bedroom Without Knocking

• by David Sandwich

Mar 6

I Am Your Abandoned Pandemic Bike and I Will Not Be Ignored

• by Lauren Zmirich

Mar 6

At Instagram, We Like People, Including People Like Me, CEO Adam Mosseri, Who Has Just Started Therapy for the First Time

• by Mary Ann Barfield

Mar 5

No, My Virginity Has Nothing to Do with Me Being the Last Living Tortoise of My Species

• by Marc Escudie

Mar 5

What Your Favorite Deity Says About You, After We Called and Asked

• by Zia Ahmed

Mar 5

Times Are Tough, But We Still Have this Remarkable, Yet Surprisingly Affordable, 13″ Chef’s Knife

• by Stephen Sinisi

Mar 4

Texting Tips from the GOAT

• by Mike Bramante

Mar 4

First-Degree Burns from a First Grader

• by Mindi Wisman

Mar 4

I Didn’t Choose the Lockjaw Life, the Lockjaw Life Chose Me

• by Josh Sippie