Links from Instagram Posts

Mar 4

Everyday Artists

Mar 3

I’m Doing P90X So I Can Beat Up the Creator of P90X

Mar 3

Simon Says for Flying the Pandemic-Friendly Skies

Mar 3

Hey Assholes, It’s March, and I Heard You’ve Been Talking Shit

Mar 2

A Quick Note About Those Nerf Guns (Not Mine) that Everyone Saw

Mar 2

Would You Rathers After a Year in Quarantine

Mar 2

Six Superfoods to Boost Your Immune System and Keep You from Dying of Boredom

Mar 1

An Open Letter to People Who Bag Their Dog’s Poo Only to Leave It Behind as Litter

Mar 1

Beekeeper Suit or Fencing Uniform?

Mar 1

I Am Your Bachelor, and I Am Also Running to Be Your Governor

Feb 28

As a Therapist, My New Patient Charlie Brown May Be a Challenge

Feb 28

Humdrumfreude: Watching Others Do Boring Things

Feb 27

Your Hubris Got the Best of You When You Picked Me, the Handbasket at the Grocery Store

Feb 27

We Are the Crumbs on Your Shag Rug and We Are Unionizing

Feb 26

Is Clue a Board Game for Children or a Psychopathic Hell of Senseless Violence?

Feb 26

The Exact Cause and Date of Your Death Based on Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal

Feb 26

Heather Ossoff’s Son Just Got Elected to the Senate—Maybe You Should Give Him a Call Some Time, Honey!

Feb 25

I Am the Bot That’s Preventing You from Buying a PS5

Feb 25

12 Charles Dickens Characters Who Are Handling the Current Socioeconomic Climate Just Fine

Feb 25

How to Safely Reopen Schools According to Your Childless Male Friend

Feb 24

How to Get Over Yourself and Buy a Sex Toy from a Pharmacy

Feb 24

Reviews of the Mysterious Glowing Orb

Feb 24

I’d Love to Invite You to Join Clubhouse, Even Though I Don’t Really Know What Clubhouse Is

Feb 23

Corporate Team Building or “Saw” Trap?

Feb 23

Things Said at a Backyard BBQ or Scotland Yard Murder Investigation?

Feb 23

Hello? Should I Stop Buying Kale?

Feb 23

The Five Stages of Losing Your Man to Football

Feb 22

How to Drown Out the Inane Chatter of a Dear Friend in Need of Moral Support

Feb 22

I Am Your Luggage of Broken Dreams

Feb 21

How to Safelist PIC Notification Emails

Feb 21

As the Company’s Global Head of Sales, I Firmly Believe That Your Silence in Response to a Dozen of My Emails Means “Yes!”

Feb 21

Before I Buy Your Car, I Need to Ask You Some Invasive Questions About the Lifestyle I Am About to Purchase