Links from Instagram Posts

Feb 9

I Opened This Neighborhood Florist Shop Because I’m Thirsty for Power and You, My Employees, Better Be, Too

Feb 8

Seeking Housing: A Tiresome Text Exchange

Feb 8

Is It Valentine’s Day or Did You Just Take Too Much Peyote?

Feb 8

I, Teddy Roosevelt, Accept Chef Aut’s ThaiFire Challenge

Feb 7

122 More-Fitting Rapper Names That Start with “Lil'”

Feb 7

The Final Day of Blockbuster as Told by a Traumatized Employee

Feb 7

5 Baby Registry Must-Haves in Today’s Climate Crisis

Feb 6

People Quit Liking Me as Soon as I Started Studying for the GRE Verbal Section

Feb 6

An Open Letter to Fall Out Boy Regarding All the Incorrect Lyrics I’ve Been Singing for the Last Decade and a Half

Feb 5

I Promise to Do Something That Scares Me Every Day as Long as Minor Accommodations Are Made for My Safety and Well-Being

Feb 5

My Preschooler or Jesus in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas?

Feb 5

Your Older Cousin Jackson’s Ultimate Road Trip Tips

Feb 4

No, I Don’t Have a Crush on the Statue of Liberty, and It’s Honestly Weird That You’d Even Ask

Feb 4

New Video Game Patches, Now That We Here at Gamestop Are Rich

Feb 4

Subtle Modifications to Make When Your Work Conference Goes Virtual

Feb 3

Heyo! I’m Your Bumbling Husband and I’m Here to Take Out the Recycling During Your Zoom Meeting

Feb 3

The Ten Steamiest Passages from Guy Fieri’s Upcoming Autobiographical Romance Novel

Feb 3

We at Edible Arrangements Are So Sorry Your Order Came Five Weeks Late

Feb 3

The 10 Funniest Words in English

Feb 2

Everything You Need to Know about Stocks for 2021

Feb 2

NPR Program or Slang from Your Gen Z Coworker?

Feb 2

If You Don’t Mind Signing This Disclaimer Before You Enjoy That Raw Meat Sandwich

Feb 1

Things to Eat Instead of Grape-Nuts®

Feb 1

Missed Connections: The Void

Jan 31

I’m Not Afraid to Fight You

Jan 31

Your Therapist Here, Addressing Your Concerns: Yes, I Hate You

Jan 30

A Message for My Husband, Who Waits Until I’m Almost Done Cleaning to Ask if I Want Any Help

Jan 30

So You Thought You’d File for Free, Huh?

Jan 29

The Last Beacon of Basketball Purity: Middle School Asthmatic Boys

Jan 29

10 Signs You’ve Been Binge-Watching “The Crown” and Need to Stop, Immediately

Jan 29

I Don’t Care What Father Mike Says, the Real Stars of Fox’s Hit New Competitive Baptism Show Are the Lifeguards

Jan 28

A Descent into Insanity, As Told Through Covid Test Swag Stickers