Links from Instagram Posts

Oct 24

Please Don’t Cover Your Abandoned Pandemic Garden During the Frost, We Just Want to Die

Oct 23

Sign Up for My Karate School Correspondence Class

Oct 23

What He Means When He Says “You’re Not Like the Other Girls”

Oct 23

Socially-Conscious Activities for Gender Reveal Parties

Oct 22

The Yellow Removable Wallpaper

Oct 22

47 Corporate Buzzwords Redefined for Work-At-Home Times

Oct 22

Ideas for New NFL Mascots: Hackers, Salmonella, and Road Rage

Oct 21

Trying to Network at an Orgy

Oct 21

Simon Says for the Presidential Debate’s Nashville Audience

Oct 21

The Unauthorized Biography of Barky Malone

Oct 20

Sherlock Homes and the Mystery of the Missing Romance

Oct 20

11 Money Moves Every Six-Year-Old Needs to Make Today

Oct 20

The Joys and Challenges of Owning a Pet Wasp

Oct 20

Ground Rules for the Low-Stakes Time Machine

Oct 19

My Name Is, Uh, Señor Greenwood, and I’ll Be Your Substitute Teacher Today

Oct 19

15 Printed Onesies Worn by Babies Who Will Eventually Struggle to Move Up Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

Oct 19

Our President Is Like Many Different Types of People I Know

Oct 18

Nowhere Am I Safe from Assumptions

Oct 18

Hallmark Channel Original Movie or Firsthand Account of the Battle of Gettysburg?

Oct 17

I’m Mozart, Damnit, Don’t Just Leverage Me for Studying

Oct 17

I Am Having Trouble Carving My Wife’s Likeness into a Pumpkin in Such a Way That Captures Her Raw Sexual Energy

Oct 16

This Test Tests Your Professional Competency at Taking Tests

Oct 16

How Horror Movie Villains Handled the Pandemic

Oct 16

I Trust My Boyfriend, But I Would Trust Him More if I Had All of His Passwords

Oct 15

Tales from the Megabus to Make You Un-Miss Travel

Oct 15

Prince Hamlet or My Neglected Cactus?

Oct 15

Although I Have Been Dead for Over a Decade, I Still Rise from My Grave Every Fall for a Pumpkin Spice Latte

Oct 14

I Wrote the “Cool S” on Every Bar Bathroom Wall, and the Pandemic Has Been Hard for Me

Oct 14

“PAW Patrol” Episodes That Not-So-Subtly Promote Fascism

Oct 14

I Am Netflix’s Ridiculous Sound Effect

Oct 13

Hi! It’s Me, the Girl Who Bullied You Relentlessly in High School and I’ll Be Your Coronavirus Nurse!

Oct 13

10 Tips to Get Him, a Climate Denier, to Notice You, a Deadly Cat 5 Hurricane