Sep 5 A Letter from the Furies to President Trump Updating His Torture Policy to Include ABBA by Sonja Ryst
Sep 4 I’m a Newspaper and I’m Loving My Side Hustle as the Food Presentation Wrap Paper in a Trendy Restaurant by Emily Kapp
Sep 3 Your State’s Simple, Straightforward, and Easy-to-Understand Unemployment Benefits Questionnaire by Sarah Gardner
Sep 1 “New York Can Never Die!” I Say After Seeing One Show on Broadway and Rewatching Gossip Girl by Amanda Gordon
Aug 30 Delta Kappa Fraternity’s COVID-Safe Procedures for Hazing You Worthless Pieces of Filth by Paul Blinov
Aug 29 I’m the Establishment Liberal Genie, Here to Grant You Three (Politically Pragmatic and Fiscally Reasonable) Wishes by Adam Strawbridge