Links from Instagram Posts

May 31

How to Enjoy the Park Now That the Pedal Boats Have Become Sentient

• by Kendall Detweiler

May 31

All I’m Asking Is That You Make Science Easier So I Can Understand It

• by Cécile Duclos

May 30

I Should Have Chosen a Less-Sinister Name Than GloboTech LLC for My Globe Store

• by Devin Wallace

May 30

Unabridged Hotel Towel Rules

• by Mark Peters

May 30

I’m the FedEx Guy Who’s Been Reading Your Screenplay, and I Have a Few Ideas

• by Jeff Bender

May 30

Comedy Business School by Scott Dikkers

• by Points in Case

May 29

We’re Your Sectional Sofa and We’re Breaking Up

• by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

May 29

31 Affirmations for Quarantine

• by Arijana Ramic

May 29

Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed Reveals Her Skincare Secret

• by Lizzie Logan

May 28

I Am a Self-Checkout Kiosk, and You’re in This for the Long Haul

• by Rob Gregory

May 28

Life in the 1820’s or Life in Your 20’s?

• by Devin Wallace

May 28

Foghorn Leghorn Suicide Awareness Campaign

• by Casey Smith

May 27

It’s National Signing Day for Geeks

• by Mark Drozdowski

May 27

Why I Went to Greg Johnson’s 8th Birthday Party Instead of Going to See Michael Jordan and the 1996 Chicago Bulls

• by Adam Dietz

May 27

Don’t Get on That Plane, Despite That Clearly Being the Right Choice

• by Alan Johnson

May 26

Dante’s Nine Circles of YouTube Hell

• by Jared Flood

May 26

Alternative Definitions of Strong Political Terms

• by Rodney Uhler

May 26

I’m Dating (a Cup of) Joe and I’ve Never Been Happier!

• by Rhea Kumar

May 25

Stuff You Don’t Need from the Museum of Modern Art’s Store Catalogue

• by Michael Barrie

May 25

Dear Faculty, Seeking Volunteers for Tribute

• by Kate Brennan

May 24

I Am the Raccoon Who Lives in Your Trash and We Need to Talk about Your Diet

• by Andrew Neely

May 24

The Astrological Signs as Frat Boys

• by Scriven Bernard

May 23

A North Jersey Mob Boss Holds a Zoom Meeting About “Legitimate Business”

• by Rebekah Frumkin

May 23

The New Facebook Parent Control Panel

• by Michael Jungman

May 22

Classic Movies Re-Imagined with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as the Lead

• by Amamah Sardar

May 22

Bear in Hibernation or Millennial in Quarantine?

• by Danielle Rackley

May 22

How to Make My Grandmother’s Famous Cookies and Also Buy the Dairy Farm She Left Me

• by Sara Lebow

May 22

Press

• by Points in Case

May 21

The Nightmare Factories in Your Brains Will Remain Open for Business

• by Scarlet Meyer

May 21

The Difference Between the Meanings of Ethnic Names and White Names

• by Jonny Lebeau

May 21

A Step-by-Step Guide to Choosing a Password That Fulfills Every Last Requirement

• by Emily Zauzmer

May 20

We’ve Taken Your Local NPR Station Hostage to Help Them Reach Their Pledge Drive Goal

• by Eric Van Leeuwen