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Apr 10

Opening Sentence Drafts for My Brand’s Coronavirus Email Blast

• by Graham Davis

Apr 10

Reality Competition Shows for Complete Psychopaths

• by Chris Cunningham

Apr 9

Author Index

• by Points in Case

Apr 9

It’s a Quarantine You Lazy Ass, Get to Work

• by Timothy S. Lane

Apr 9

Crafting Ideas While You Wait for the NY Unemployment Site to Load

• by Amanda Hoffman

Apr 8

Ranking the Coronavirus Task Force Members from Least to Most Fuckable

• by Luke Gralia

Apr 8

27 Ways to Age without Feeling Good about Yourself

• by Luke Roloff

Apr 8

Our Ancestors Didn’t Escape the Pharaoh in Egypt for You to Do Nothing with Your Life

• by Jackson Weaver

Apr 7

Things My 16-Year-Old Is Capable and Seemingly Incapable of Doing

• by Lucie Frost

Apr 7

Relax, I Was Only Hospitalized Because My Bookie’s Hired Goon Shot Me Three Times

• by Eddie Small

Apr 6

The Other 45 Ways to Leave Your Lover That Paul Simon Didn’t Want You to See

• by Michael Leonetti

Apr 6

Break a Leg! (And an Arm. And a Hip)

• by Rhea Kumar

Apr 5

Do You Have the Coronavirus or Are You Suffering the Pains of Courtly Love?

• by John Phipps

Apr 4

Top 20 Google Searches of the European Renaissance

• by Joe Wellman

Apr 4

Tattoos You Got at 18 Because You Didn’t Have a Personality Yet

• by Arijana Ramic

Apr 3

Internet Startup or Word a So-Called Friend Played That Made It Obvious They’ve Been Cheating at Words With Friends?

• by Bruno Pieroni

Apr 3

Modern Retellings of Classic Thought Experiments

• by Freddie Shanel

Apr 2

Pandemic Coping Tips for Extraterrestrials Pretending to Be Earthlings

• by Matthew Frierdich

Apr 2

I’m Your Brain, and You Can’t Sleep Until We Analyze That Time You Accidentally Called Your Teacher “Mom”

• by Tomo Lazovich

Apr 1

We See That You’re Using an Ad Blocker

• by Benjamin Alpert

Apr 1

20 More Eerie Coincidences Between Lincoln and JFK’s Assassinations

• by Robert Criss

Apr 1

House Rules for Guests at the Cozy Cottage by the Charming Pond

• by Philip Witte

Mar 31

Ain’t Seen Young Folks in the Old Mckenzie Place in 30 Years

• by Jon Plester and Lillian Stone

Mar 31

Historical Cures That Were Worse Than the Problem

• by Harris Mayersohn

Mar 31

“Moby Dick” Has Been Floating in My Audible Queue for 3 Years and It’s My White Whale

• by Brad Stennerson

Mar 30

An Ode to the Great Outside My Apartment

• by Ramsey Daniels

Mar 30

How to Make Every Interaction About Netflix’s “Tiger King”

• by Danielle Rackley

Mar 30

Schedule of Classes at Overdone Fitness

• by Philip Witte

Mar 29

Is It a Threat or Just a Co-Star Notification Coming for Your Throat?

• by Arijana Ramic

Mar 29

Neil Gaiman’s Republican Mythology

• by Kristopher Michael Wood

Mar 28

Is It My Zit or My Clit?

• by Roze Pirvany

Mar 28

You Are Cordially Invited to Grandpa’s 7th Emotional Birthday Party

• by Greg Landgraf