Links from Instagram Posts

Mar 3

I Ate Nothing but Gummy Worms for a Month and Here’s What Happened

• by John Lazarus

Mar 3

Planning on Eating the Rich? Here Are 15 Creative Recipes

• by Amanda Brennan

Mar 3

A Message to All Anti-Vaxxers from an Appreciative Resident in 2320

• by Jonathan Motney

Mar 2

Austin Visa Application for SXSW Attendees

• by Joe McAvoy

Mar 2

What I Learned about Time Management from Binge-Watching Serial Killer Documentaries

• by Wayne Niemi

Mar 2

Exam for the New Government-Issued License to Be an Asshole

• by Brad Stennerson

Mar 1

A Tale of Two Sisters with the Same Damn Taste in Men

• by Holyn Thigpen

Mar 1

How to Parallel Park a Limousine in a Security Laser Maze

• by Robert Criss

Feb 29

New Analytics for Baseball’s Post-Cheating-Scandal Era

• by Ken Hogarty

Feb 29

Guess What, Survivors of the Viral Apocalypse? My Paper Mask Worked!

• by Wayne Niemi

Feb 28

I Am a Public Figure on Instagram

• by Dennis Chen

Feb 28

Human Infant Parenting Tips from the Year 3521

• by Bart Cormier

Feb 28

Join Our Pirate Ship as an Unpaid Pirate Intern, and Gain Valuable Experience on the High Seas!

• by Carlos Greaves

Feb 27

My Personal Statement Applying to Your Grad Program Because I’m 24 and Not Sure What Else to Do

• by Sara Lebow

Feb 27

The Other People Elizabeth Warren Is Accused of Murdering, Besides Michael Bloomberg

• by Ellie Poole

Feb 27

Stranded on a Tropical Island with My Goop Healing Circle

• by Lorraine Alden

Feb 26

Let Me Tell You Exactly What We Do at This Company

• by Jennifer Kim

Feb 26

I Am Your Coffee Shop Realtor

• by Anthony DeThomas

Feb 25

Would You All Please Chill Out About My Paperclip Manufacturing Algorithm?

• by John Lazarus

Feb 25

Bad Rent Week? There’s a German Word for That

• by Gabrielle Drolet

Feb 25

I’m Proud of Forcing My Father out of Retirement to Support My Career as an Influencer

• by Amamah Sardar

Feb 24

Why I’ve Always Been a Bloomberg Supporter Since He Started Paying Me $6,000 a Month

• by Domenico Siravo

Feb 24

A Statement from One of the Tennis Balls on Harvey Weinstein’s Walker

• by Stephanie Bencin

Feb 23

Retirement Planning Tips for the Climate Change Apocalypse

• by Kevin Binder

Feb 23

I’m a Comma-Natrix, and Your Grammar Has Been Very Naughty

• by Elana Spivack

Feb 22

How to Properly Care for Your Newly Adopted Introvert

• by Elana Spivack

Feb 22

The Biden 2020 Nevada Pizza Party Is Going Down in Flames

• by Gracie Kairis

Feb 21

Space Force Wants You!

• by Jon Sorensen

Feb 21

Unpopular Options for the iPhone Morning Alarm Sound

• by Brad Stennerson

Feb 20

Signs That Your Kid Is Watching Other People’s Kids Do Drugs

• by Joe Wellman

Feb 20

Low Ranking Drug Cartel Member or Girl Scout Selling Cookies?

• by Sally Miller

Feb 20

An Intervention from Your Rescue Dog

• by Eric Van Leeuwen