Unanswered 90’s Hollywood Want Ads
Hapless criminals looking for qualified candidate to provide wakeup service to a suburban Chicago family with an early morning flight.
Hapless criminals looking for qualified candidate to provide wakeup service to a suburban Chicago family with an early morning flight.
Including tracks like "Did You Know I Have a British Beau?", "Hey, Bitch—I'm a Feminist (Sponsored by Apple Music)", and "ME! (Kidz Bop Remix)".
All Hands on Dick, a film that French director Georges Méliès called, “The most stimulating cinematic treasure since my The Conquest of the Pole.”
"Pretty Girls Make Graves (For Immigrants We Don’t Want and I Smile at Those Girls and Give Them a Thumbs-Up Because I'm a Hateful Racist Arse)"
Are you adept enough to distinguish these English football stadiums from locations in Westeros and Essos?
"Elton John™ Gets Knighted Pack" Are you prepared to meet LEGO® Queen Elizabeth II as she knights LEGO® Elton John? Enter LEGO® Buckingham Palace!
My creative outlet is composing letters to my imaginary wife since I have implicitly sworn a life of celibacy even though I didn't know I had to.
“What’s the deal with @Massasoit contradicting himself everytime he mentions me in a tweet or talks to the press?”
If the pound plummets to junk status, Great Britain will return to the barter system. Price will be decided according to value in livestock.
I know what you're thinking: “A whole mansion for just $150! What a deal! I wonder if the low price has anything to do with that horrifying clown!”
If I had made it through the dramatic events of that April night, I would have died anyway since the last Titanic survivor passed away in 2009.
"Plunder!" (1990) Everything you've ever wanted to see plundered is plundered big time on this episode.