Because Ayn Rand’s Birthday and Groundhog Day Overlap, You Are Now Trapped in an Endless Loop of Capitalism
Any attempts to unionize will bounce you to the beginning of your shift at your second job driving for Uber, over and over again.
Any attempts to unionize will bounce you to the beginning of your shift at your second job driving for Uber, over and over again.
If you’re used to other eateries in the area, you might be surprised by the cold, but we didn’t mind cuddling up.
Hamm from "Toy Story": Manufactured from plastic, Hamm should be the last option on anybody's transplant list.
Are you familiar with the phrase, “Living your best life?” Do you think that’s what is going on in here?
What type of web is this supposed to be? Certainly not a classic orb web, or an on-trend funnel web.
When you adopt from Frankenstein’s, you can rest assured your Rescue Monster has received the highest quality of care.
My hours are long, there’s no clock, and my wages are… well it’s just the pellets, isn’t it?
I didn’t go to Tisch so I could buy cocaine for a lemur. Plus, lemurs need three times as much snow to get going.
My own spider (Cecil) was like the son I never had. Actually, I have a human son, but he's been quite a disappointment to me.
When it's time to go, what name are you calling to summon your little snugglebuddy home for the night? a. Felix? b. Rover? c. Straggles?
Spider 8 was banned from Goodreads for her particularly scathing review of Jonathan Franzen’s latest novel.
JAWNIMBO: Not In My Back Ocean: Amity Island is stunned when a new arrival threatens its coast: sustainable wind turbines.