This Year I Finally Enter the Public Domain
What exciting interpretations will these visionaries have for my scoliosis, receding hairline, and fallen arches?
What exciting interpretations will these visionaries have for my scoliosis, receding hairline, and fallen arches?
Rodney is a baby and I am an adult man. We look nothing alike. For starters, look at how much smaller Rodney is than me.
Wearing multiple warm layers will ensure that you don’t end up in the ER with hypothermia.
Whole: Expect your life to be "Emily in Paris" but really it’s more like "Frances Ha"
Sad news to report to Arrowhead fans: At a Cincinnati concert, bassist Valmer DeSota got his long hair stuck in the strings of his bass.
Our top picks from 2023, featuring horny astronauts, long-winded toast recipe bloggers, and the tall guy blocking your view.
For new patients, let me tell you about the opening scene. We fade in on a beach, sand caked with blood being washed away by the waves!
The filming schedules for the shows overlap so that I always have at least two competing crews filming me at once and oftentimes, all four.
Instead of practical commitments, we’ve asked them to show up with the filthiest, horniest fanfic about an environmentalist allegory ever.
If there’s a place to get a cheaper, more unpleasant handjob, I’ve probably put them out of business.
Welcome to Your Cheap New Apartment! Your main quest is to violate your lease without getting caught.
“I reckon this town ain’t big enough for The Both of Us, my start-up concept for a novelty cowboy singles bar.”