Happy New Year! Don’t Live in a Van
I know you’ve seen the TikTok reels and DIY YouTube videos, but you do not want to live in a van.
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Sure, the Metaverse Is the Future, but Have You Heard About the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company?
You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.
Now Here’s MSNBC’s Steve Kornacki with Our Basic Math
It’s still early, but if the projections hold—and they should—Jimmy now sits comfortably at seven apples. Not a huge margin, but a significant one.
Terrible Game Shows That, for the Love of God, Should Never Be Created
Awful shows like "Who Wants to SEE a Millionaire?" and "DATE… MY… PODIATRIST!"
So No One Else at Game Night Gives a Fuck About Winning?
How about we all start acting like adults and take this seriously? Does your heart not beat for your nation (green)?
I’m the Middle-Aged Adult Who Writes All of the Dialogue in This Teen Drama
The show would have no believability if the characters didn’t constantly talk about “flexing” and “yeeting.”
We Are the Other Paintings on Display Near “Starry Night” and We Are Tired of Being Ignored
Am I not a multi-million dollar painting too? I’m tired of listening to tour guides only talk about Starry Night.
Spiders Should Start Wearing Cute Little Hats
Picture a spider eating a child, but now it’s wearing a tasteful little beret. People will ask, “Wow is that spider French?”
We Just Want You to Know, We Applaud You
We applaud you for giving us something to do with our hands other than ball them up or masturbate.
Wedding Vows from a LinkedIn Influencer
💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇
If You Want the Marching Band to Get Off the Field, You’re Gonna Have to Fight the Tuba Player
I know, it’s fucked up. And I do not envy whoever has to go toe-to-toe with that buffalo of a man.
It’s Me, Scrub Daddy, America’s Favorite Sponge! Please Stop Using My Mouth to Clean Your Dishes
The hole for my mouth is pretty much only there for novelty reasons. No matter how hard you push, none of your cups or plates will ever fit.