I’m the New York City Marathon, and We Need to Set Some Boundaries
This is progressing faster than I can manage—remember, I’m a marathon, not a sprint.
This is progressing faster than I can manage—remember, I’m a marathon, not a sprint.
When you sing to your baby please use public-domain music.
Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."
The journey has been fun, and there were certainly some parts I liked. Reading was cool.
You won't find a better price on a Halloween costume than this non-trademarked and fair use character!
Neither of us like wasabi, but these are wasabi with cinnamon and pineapple, so I have a feeling the other two flavors will overpower the wasabi.
Contains blood, gore, jump scares, high-pitched screeching instead of a real soundtrack, and gross chewing noises.
I feel like I know you. The surveillance software used to monitor your workflow has been telling me what a great person you are.
Well, who's got two bruised fists and thumbs and is offering you their services? That's right—me.
Families traveling with children can begin boarding, at this time. Is anyone here thinking of having children? You, too, are welcome to line up.
Intermittently mention “The Kremlin.” Smart people discuss this often.
It absolutely snuck up on me, even though I’m 32 years old and have lived in the tri-state area my entire life.