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Instead of the dangerous, unethical practice of cloning once-extinct dinosaurs, our exhibits are human clones who pretend to be dinosaurs.

I am here to keep the small talk alive because everyone else is so locked in that they forget how to socialize.

Applewhite brought a sense of wisdom and dignity to the role of Grandpa Tugboat, the wise old ship that dispenses much-needed advice.

Your deal is Polaroids, right? That’s cute. I don’t mean that in a condescending way.

Have you tried burping? What about being burped? It’s okay to be small and fragile sometimes. Or all the time.

I really don’t want to be a burden, but would you mind coming to help me? Only if it’s on your way home from the office.

There’s no way you’re shouting “SEX ON THE BEACH, PLEASE” over the too loud music.

Find a wedge that’s been subjected to a sniff inspection by the Sotterraneo Talpa Cieca di Dicenzo (The Underground Blind Mole People of Dicenzo).

From the grandiose giraffe to Anders, this guy that works out at the gym my girlfriend goes to. All life, great and small, depends on water.

You're in for a unique experience that's unlike every other boutique hotel's unique experience.

It looks from your notes that you’d like a "colony of fire ants with the vengeance of a thousand suns."

10-4: Truckers believe that it is bad luck to say the number 40 because this was the number of years the Israelites wandered in the desert.