Character from My Unfinished Epic Fantasy Novel or IKEA Product?
SNARJVK: A rubber vegetable-scrubbing glove, $7.99 or a giant wolf with ivory tusks and purple bioluminescent fur?
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Recipes for People Who Don’t Cook, but Have No Choice This Weekend Because Their Partner Is Out of Town
Directions: Forgo the kitchen scissors and rip the Hershey’s bag open in the worst way possible.
Introducing Nedflix
Nedflix’s “rolling library” delivers video content via four hard-shell rolling suitcases lashed together with bungee cords.
How the Indianapolis International Airport Won the J.D. Power and Associates Award for Best Medium Airport in North America Four Times in a Row: An Oral History
"A lesser airport CEO would have focused on vanity projects, like adding more of those carts that escort people faking injuries or improving security, but not Mario."
Welcome to Our Drone Light Show, Please Excuse the Behavior of Our Drones
Ok, so it looks like they’re depicting the many scourges man has brought upon this Earth.
Musicals That Probably Would Not Be Popular in New York City
Basically this show is the plot of Guys and Dolls but, inexplicably, there is also one random guy on stage who keeps insulting Derek Jeter.
Finally, a Harmless Alternative to Jurassic Park
Instead of the dangerous, unethical practice of cloning once-extinct dinosaurs, our exhibits are human clones who pretend to be dinosaurs.
My Acceptance Speech After Answering One Question Correctly at Bar Trivia
I am here to keep the small talk alive because everyone else is so locked in that they forget how to socialize.
We Are Saddened to Hear of the Passing of This Legendary Actor, but as an Animation Blog, We Can Only Really Mention His CGI Movie from 2007
Applewhite brought a sense of wisdom and dignity to the role of Grandpa Tugboat, the wise old ship that dispenses much-needed advice.
Sorry, This Friend Group Already Has a Photographer
Your deal is Polaroids, right? That’s cute. I don’t mean that in a condescending way.
Times I Have Suspected My Therapist Might Be a Baby
Have you tried burping? What about being burped? It’s okay to be small and fragile sometimes. Or all the time.
A Voicemail from Your Girlfriend (She Fell Down a Well)
I really don’t want to be a burden, but would you mind coming to help me? Only if it’s on your way home from the office.