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The reality: You wouldn’t guess that gasoline is more precious than blood in the Southern Wastes with how long these rats were on that engine block.

You don't really believe the peeing in bottles thing do you? If that were true, these blankets wouldn't be so soft and comforting.

Form A Team Of International Criminals To Rob The US Treasury: It’s on your mind now, it’s all you can think about, and you know what? Why not?

May: The Memento effect begins to set in as the temperature starts to go up. You start to hear people say things like "Winter wasn’t even that bad."

Step Five: Start having doubts about your tattoo, which is looking more and more like a colorable stencil on a paper placemat for kids

Pick teams with orange as one of their colors. Orange doesn’t rhyme with anything, and neither does victory.

BrickUp developed bricks large enough to destroy data centers, but small enough to conceal from evil clones of Regis Philbin.

The queen travels around the board very fast, knocking over the other pieces, sometimes singing "Let It Go" from Disney’s Frozen.

You’ve sworn you’ve heard the unmistakable “thunk” of a peg-leg issuing from their mic on more than one Zoom call.

Uber Parents: Be too readily available, allowing your children to summon you at any hour of the day or night.

If you devote even an hour to cooking, odds are one of your kids will end up in the emergency room. Again!

Never Posts in the Group Chat Guy: A true live-only act. He might answer a text if you get sick.