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My response time is immediate. Sometimes I respond to texts before I even get them.

Thanks to their tapering form, carrots are a real bitch to peel and cut up without slicing a finger. They are an accident waiting to happen.

Time to swallow that unearned pride and make a purchase that would make every single member of your family deeply ashamed.

Test the vitality of your brain’s grid-mapping cells by devising an elaborate escape route.

I’d become what’s known as "The Cool Dad" among David’s friends, and I was worried that coming off as anti-cockfighting would harm that reputation.

I’m holding myself accountable and learning from this experience (I will NEVER wear roller skates while performing surgery again).

Your home library is all Bibles. I mean, uhh, could He make it any more obvious? The Bible is His favorite book!

While it’s important to develop your key players (namely, your mom and your ex-boyfriend Ethan), don’t be afraid to throw in some side characters!

When he says "I love you," do not say "I love free chocolate." Instead, try using the word “you.”

Baby wearing is very in right now. You can do the dishes, vacuum, or paddle a lifeboat out of your flooded neighborhood.

This guide is not for the kids whose parents are still friends and kiss on the cheek every time they see each other. Those kids can go to hell.

Have you found yourself in a position where your grand scheme will allow you to not only kidnap the governor’s daughter, but his wife as well?