How to Properly Dispose of a Worn or Damaged Barstool Sports Flag
If you spilled Narragansett on the flag upon learning the Joker wasn’t from New England or you ripped the flag when you heard Barstool writers were unionizing.
If you spilled Narragansett on the flag upon learning the Joker wasn’t from New England or you ripped the flag when you heard Barstool writers were unionizing.
You’re gonna want a place near bars, delis, and neighborhood laundromats. These are full of characters who will be furiously vague witnesses.
Andre The Giant contributed significantly less to the collective knowledge of germ theory.
In these trying times, it may be harder than ever to tell exactly why you feel like total shit when you wake up in the morning.
3. Make sure to shout, "BIG CATS!" in a fake Southern accent every 47 minutes no matter where you are.
DENIAL: Maybe this isn’t even a legitimate cursed pot of money. ANGER: But--fairy fortunes don’t usually come with a blood curse!
Bring your Introvert upwards of 50 books per week, as It will devour them. Often, this species builds small huts or thrones with these books.
Kids need to vent, and it’s likely a normal, natural response to having watched some other parent’s kid do drugs.
Gather your family and friends in a Wi-Fi-less underground shelter and give them an envelope disclosing which part of the Andes you’ll be hiding in.
Does he sleep between 16-20 hours a day? Does he curl up in a cute little ball in a perfect patch of sunlight to catch some ZZZs?
The small remote controls the volume and the tall remote controls the channels. We think that one is under the sink.
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