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You have a sense of inferiority to people with innies, but a sense of superiority to kangaroos and other marsupials that lack belly buttons.

"Karma Chameleon": A gay man falls in love with a faithless reptile who comes and goes, comes and goes.

Jazz is a brilliant genre, America’s only original musical art form, apart from bluegrass, country, country Western, folk, and folk revival.

A Chimp-Bather Among Us: This two-part documentary series suggests that on May 7, 2014, I stripped naked and scrubbed myself along with the chimps.

Personally ingratiate yourself to each and every search committee member. In your application, subtly but strongly imply that no favor is off-limits.

The members dance in like Ellen: Everyone loves Ellen! She’s the kind of complacent we can all get behind!

An amazing opportunity to find quiet time and space for spiritual healing is as you sink to the ground clutching a fatal stab wound.

Karen is your oldest friend! She’s told you time and time again since college “I always knew Mark wasn’t the guy for you!”, and boy was she right!

Heat almond milk to a tepid temperature. Look around your little get together and remind guests that it is 9:01 PM on Saturday and it’s getting late.

Instead of buying a latte, deposit $5,000 in an IRA. Do that every single day and within less than a year you’ll have nearly a million dollars!

The Emperor’s New Groove: Was the world clamoring for a remake of this 2000 sort-of hit that was almost universally praised as “fine?”

You can’t read half the ingredients and might be suffocating a baby penguin with excess sodium monofluorophosphate, but at least you’re minty fresh.