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A phoneless participant will be quizzed about Buffy. If they get an answer wrong, another participant will be instructed to send a text to an ex.

"Hannibal ad portas" --- "Hannibal is at the gates" Wait, no, just kidding, it’s the pizza guy again.

It's entirely possible that a combination of organ transplants and pagan ritual sacrifices could grant life to the spaghetti you covered in yogurt.

A handy guide to deciphering which deep sea submersible to pick when running away from the ill-advised Sunday brunch plans you made.

Have you avoided hearing and speaking your parents’ native tongue for your entire life, so you can mark English as the only language you know?

Impulsive purchases of garden gnomes. Contact your doctor immediately if you accumulate more than fifty, especially if where you live is very small.

Flamingo costume: Your sunglasses were stolen when you left them on the dash. Also, the parade is for celebrating, but you won't take any steps back.

Princesses are always getting smooched and we can get kisses, too! And hey, if we're going through a dry spell, a frog's not the worst option.

If a stranger with a black eye winks at you on the street, that’s a surefire giveaway that your cats are pedalling human violence for profit.

When he starts pounding on the walls because he is scared and wants to run from the skeleton who you just said was inside him, you must act quickly.

Steve slams his fist on the table in the interrogation room. “Talk to me!” he screams. Slippery Soap flinches.

Fenrir and Sköll were raised by wolves in the New Mexico desert. Today, the feral sisters redesign homes for people who identify as animals.