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When he starts pounding on the walls because he is scared and wants to run from the skeleton who you just said was inside him, you must act quickly.

Steve slams his fist on the table in the interrogation room. “Talk to me!” he screams. Slippery Soap flinches.

Fenrir and Sköll were raised by wolves in the New Mexico desert. Today, the feral sisters redesign homes for people who identify as animals.

Negative and disgusting things you should save until at least the second date, if you're lucky enough to get that far.

Steal a seat from a pregnant woman who was about to sit down, then pull out a copy of "Angels & Demons" and bury your head in it.

Dad Bod Mints: Like the popular “Thin Mints,” but thicker, and with a little bit of hair.

Other topics conversation should focus on famous people you’ve worked with or in relative proximity to, and how long it took to get to the meeting.

Run circles around your orchid while making “buzzzzzz” sounds. An aroused orchid is an alive orchid.

20. I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked on the Internet. 21. Sleepless in Seattle is Not All It’s Cracked Up to Be, Honey

‘Twas I who revived your battle-weary body with the healing milk of the tri-horned bison!

Now that I know there are more of us, maybe we can form a community. We kiss our parents on the lips together, and they will gently kiss us back.

Peter Jackson: The trolley problem is needlessly split into three separate trolley problems.