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Your high school guidance counselor forgot to tell you that you are not special. Actually, you ARE special, but in all the wrong ways.

Throwaways like "Things are cray!" and "It's such a busy time of year!" don't mean anything if you don't have the unavailability to back it up.

Strap your child in tight: no one wants to be jostled in the helicopter mid-air, even if it's a short ride from the Upper East Side to the Hamptons.

Is this a modern Huxley, or is it a true fright? Lovecraft… Stoker! Oh, such a crippling thought, such my will of darkness.

Specific sweater styles that tell him you're open to the idea of talking about maybe taking it up the butt, maybe. But probably.

Have you ever lusted after Bernie Sanders' egalitarian utopia but then felt you were cheating on that copy of Reagan's "City Upon a Hill" speech?

The new NYC system utilizes colors corresponding to varying degrees of air pollution emergencies, each color representing the air smell of the day.

Recently I have reactivated my Instagram account to post pictures with #worldtraveler, #nomad and, most importantly, "not a bad view for a Monday."

As we prepare for war with North Korea, Americans can be counted on to do their part. Just so long as we're home in time to watch the missiles on TV!

Davy Crockett actually wore his raccoon-skin cap as a functional warning to other raccoons not to climb on his head while he was sleeping.

So you're interested in a career in ghost hunting, huh? You should know that the cameras will capture everything, so acting is important.

If room 237 needed to be checked-in on (as it always seemed to) but I wasn't really feelin' it, I just wouldn’t do it, and nobody ever got mad.