15 Green Objects Gearing Up For St. Patrick’s Day
"364 days a year we are forced to hide behind majestic backdrops that are later added in over our hard work. St. Paddy's is our day to shine in the limelight." -Green Screens
Tag: Guides and Listicles
Nine of Sherman’s Lesser-Known Marches
After a long, hearty march to end the war, Sherman and his men were disappointed, although understanding, of the equally long, less hearty march back from the sea.
Dante’s eFerno: The 9 Levels of Internet Hell for Social Media Sinners
Learn from the mistakes of the tormented souls you will see on this tour of Internet Hell, or risk paying your next visit not as a guest, but with an account.
21 Reasons I’m Drunk Right Now
The bartender on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday nights is my best friend. So it would be irresponsible to waste an opportunity for 33% off drinks, RIGHT?!
Batman and Robin Discuss the 12 Biggest Films of 2015
2015 promises superheroes, spies, sequels, dinosaurs, robots, reboots, and probably a shitty Adam Sandler movie or six to even it all out. Now, Batman and Robin weigh in.
An Idiotic Review: 4 Questionable Facts About Ladies Jeans
Writing about woman and topics related to them is one of the most difficult tasks which do exist. It's become even more challenging for me, being of very conservative society.
Seven Reasons You Should Travel Alone
Why worry if people think you're crazy for travelling alone? You ARE crazy and that’s something to be proud of. You'll meet new people and tell your comfort zone to fuck off.
Politically Correct Satire for Dummies
In the wake of recent attacks on freedom of speech, we should all take a moment to review what is clearly not acceptable to joke about, no matter how damned funny it is.
SEC Football: The Most Disconcerting But True Stereotypes of All 14 Schools
<p>Not all stereotypes of the South are necessarily true. We're not all overweight and stupid, and believe it or not, we don't all vote against our own self-interest. It might even come as surprise that the majority of Southerners have all of their teeth. But we do all have racist grandparents and an unhealthy obsession with college football.</p>
Memorable Middle School Yearbook Entries
"Jared, thanks for the Gyrados. Remember when we spent all our money on Jelly Bellys just to feel something? Have an existential summer." -Seth
Six New Barbie Dolls That Reflect 21st Century Women
Barbie has evolved into a modern woman who has pursued many jobs and professions, such as Architect Barbie and Doctor Barbie. But Mattel never envisioned these Barbies.
6 Horror Movies for First World Problems
Jessica was just a normal, everyday HR Rep with everything going for her: a nice place, a great boyfriend, and a good job. That is, until she woke up ALONE.