8 Steps to Overcoming Your Anxiety, Hopefully
This guide will help you more than therapy, medication, or discussing your anxiety problem with family and friends, who probably need mental help more than you.
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10 Simple Death Hacks You Need to Know
Being stuck in a human-sized box six feet under ground for all eternity gets super boring after a while. Here are 10 ways to look good and keep busy, even in death.
How to Be a Successful Writer in 5 Difficult Steps
Do not underestimate the importance of having two homes to being a writer, despite seeming to have nothing to do with telling a story. It's all about the dust jacket.
6 Bizarre Things You Can Deep-Fry, But Probably Shouldn’t
Deep-frying and deep-fried foods are now a major part of our lives, for better or worse. But the stuff in this list will either make you salivate or cringe and vomit.
How to Score Drugs in 7 Easy Steps
One question people regularly ask me is, "What drugs are you on, and where can I get some?" Here are some sweeping generalizations to help get you high ASAP.
5 Reasons Why Your Parents Raised a Pussy
In an attempt to shield you from pedophiles, AIDS, and sun rays, your parents deprived you of the opportunity to experience rejection, exhaustion, and bullies.
7 Things You Should Know Before You Graduate from College
The good news is, most of what you learn in school will not help you in life. No matter how thrilling you may find academics, it simply won't help you in the long run.
10 Less-Popular Relaxation Soundscapes
Sure, most people find birds chirping and rain falling to be relaxing, but what about the whackos who prefer more unusual background sounds like Jenga blocks falling?
How Anilingus Can Cure the Obesity Epidemic
When there is a distinct possibility that you are going to have your ass licked later in the day, you become a lot more conscience of what you eat.
A Teacher’s Guide to Shooting Students
Many states now allow teachers to bring guns to school, which is a BIG change for most teachers, many of whom will have never shot a child at all!
Batman & Robin Debate Comic Con’s Top 10 Moments
The dynamic duo of entertainment reporters discuss the five-hour line-ups, over-priced merchandise, and 400-pound men dressed as characters from My Little Pony.
A Financial Approach to Having Sex as Quickly as Possible
It's not sex itself that's such a waste of precious moneymaking hours; rather, it's the way we do sex. Here are some helpful techniques to streamline the sexual process.