Local Valentine’s Day Outings for the Unreluctantly Single
Visit The Zoo: The animal kingdom accepts open displays of weeping.
Visit The Zoo: The animal kingdom accepts open displays of weeping.
You Can Mention Frankie Muniz, But Don’t Harp on It: This feels like an obvious one but it is worth mentioning.
If the deer flares its nostrils, it means that when you debut a new outfit, at least two people will notice and compliment you on it.
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte – "Reader, I married him. It appears Hinge was the dating app intended to be destroyed."
Only when determined to be A Good Dude or A Pretty Good Dude, will This Dude I Know become My Buddy.
I decide not to say “please” or “thank you” and I’m immediately pummeled to death by a diner waitress.
Be prepared to answer questions like, “What about all of those blurry photos he left on my phone?”
This Santa is cloned from DNA from the original St. Nicholas, and raised in captivity in our North Pole mock-up.
Taylor Swift "Reputation" Era Cop, Taylor Swift "1989" Era Cop – Good luck resisting this interrogation technique, criminals.
There are two things that all employers love to hear about: high quarterly profits and hidden treasure.
"It’s a Wonderful Life When Compared to Everyone Else at This Bar" - George Bailey's guardian angel offers perspective.
1. Every portrait makes me look like a Relief Pitcher for the 1974 Chicago White Sox.