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Registered: A brand new crib with a breathable, hypoallergenic mattress / My Baby Wanted: Our dog’s bed, full of dog hair and slobbery toys

You raised some concerns that a lot of us have zero climbing experience. Just so you know, I watched a bunch of climbing videos.

"What’s your schedule?" Exorcism is a nonstop, 24/6 career and the Devil loves dropping in unannounced, so you’ll want your exorcist on-call.

Everyone’s favorite sauce now in chip form! Hot Hot Hollandaise has a triple dose of cayenne for a thoroughly throat-scorching encounter.

2. It’s predictable. Wow, 2 came after 1. Just like you expected. It’s dangerous to take anything for granted these days, but that felt pretty good.

Do not stay on the toilet for extended periods. By minute three or four you’re risking a nasty bite.

Podcasting: In your 2 AM hunt for distraction, you stumble on a fun fact. Did you know that platypuses are blue and green under ultraviolet light?

You’re invited to a three-year-old’s birthday party where parents are—for some inexplicable reason—expected to join their children on the trampoline.

Does he keep dropping hints about a dark backstory? Everyone knows that the hottest men are deeply traumatized by their pasts.

How did you hear about Life? - Was never informed about Life, just thrust into it with no agency or choice. - Instagram.

In the hours leading up to the heist, the vault-code-deciphering guy walked around complaining about the high pollen count.

2. Wear it as a Halloween costume! There’s nothing more terrifying than the repercussions of the wedding-industrial complex.