Hell’s Playlist: 23 Classic Hits Ruined by Repetition
For weeks on end I endured my boss's hellish radio station, with the most narrow-minded playlist of the same fifty or so recycled "super gold hits" on endless rotation.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
A Man’s Guide to Surviving Heartbreak
Ten guidelines for all the young men out there who are struggling to find a reason to live after losing the women of their dreams. Keep your head up, you tragic cases.
Dear Craigslist, I’m the Missed Connection
While browsing the craigslist "Missed Connections" section, I realized that I am the person pretty much all these people are missing so hard it makes Viagra jealous.
How to Convince People to Join Your Political Party, Through Home Decoration
How to decorate your home to convince everyone at your next (dinner) party to subscribe to the beliefs of whichever political party you choose.
3 Retro Cartoons That Deserve a Reboot (And 3 That Don’t)
The financial success of the Transformers films has proven that rebooting retro cartoons can be big, big business. Here are 3 more cartoons due for a comeback.
Four Things You Learn as a College Procrastinator
I was a world heavyweight champ two semesters running for procrastination. If procrastinators are uniting tomorrow, I'm showing up next week.
So You’re About to See Someone Get Stabbed
In the unlikely but entirely plausible event that you’re about to witness a possible murder go down like Chinatown, here are three important things to remember.
How Guys Flirt with Girls on Social Media
A man's guide to navigating the murky waters of liking, poking, chatting, texting, calling, and friending in order to procure a non-random second interaction.
6 Video Games So Bad You Have to Play Them Once
The following are some of the most worthless video games ever, and yet some our most priceless, hilarious artifacts of failure. Play them for their terrible qualities.
Why You’re Never Actually Going to Go to the Gym Tomorrow
Maybe it's my generation's need to always be entertained, or maybe lifting a heavy metal bar up and down just isn't my idea of fun. Either way, I'm on a gymless streak.
The 5 Stages of Going Home for Thanksgiving
If you're in the same sinking ship I like to call the "S.S. Thanksgiving Return," then here are the five stages you'll probably endure on your way to the gravy boat.
Five Alternatives to Microwaving Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Unfortunately, you can't microwave a turkey. It just won't fit! So here are your options for preparing the most important piece of your holiday puzzle.