What the 25 Most Popular Films of 2013 Taught Us
Unlikely 2013 movie lessons about life, love, and how to correctly dispose of a genocidal alien military leader who has just escaped the phantom zone.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
The 10 Rules to Successfully Cheating on Your Girlfriend
You're not really a cheater, you just have too much sex to give. Here are the tools you need for getting some on the side, without your girlfriend finding out.
Four Simple Tests for Assessing Your Life Skills
The following questions, grouped into your four life stages, will serve as an accurate means of assessing the growth of your developmental common sense. Probably.
Speed Dating: The Fast Track to Disappointment
At 30, single, tired of the vapidity of most day-to-day women, being an intellectual who smokes pipes, I reluctantly accepted a friend’s suggestion to try speed-dating.
Top 5 Sexiest Male Ghosts
This year we grab our white sheets and harass Whoopi Goldberg to be our ethereal go-between as we polish our (crystal) balls and tackle the top 5 sexiest male ghosts.
The Relationship Compatibility Quiz You Won’t Find in Cosmo
Feel free to apply this simple questionnaire to your own relationship—unless of course you're already married and aren't in the mood for bad news.
6 Cartoons from the 90’s with No Respect for Reason
Judging by all the brutal TV logic, it's surprising that the 90's generation grew up to be 90% stupids, instead of skin-suit-wearing maniacs.
19 Famous Poets Teach You How to Get Laid
Poetry is the lazy writer's way to express oneself. No wonder it's the perfect starter kit to get you laid! Prepare to be lauded as a genius, both in and out of bed.
The Server Manifesto
This is a foul-mouthed guide for you, the customer, when dining out, because most of us servers agree that the majority of you are assholes. Please heed these rules.
The Top 20 Awesomely Bad 80’s Movies in the World
Over the years I've tried to find all types of the best worst and/or worst best films out there. Here are 20 different awesomely bad movies.
The Inevitable Truths of Freshman Year
As I look back on freshman year, I can't help but marvel. Here's some knowledge and advice for all you high schoolers getting ready for your first step into adulthood.
A Man’s Guide to Surviving Unemployment
Drinking is not going to solve your problems. It will only make you feel better about yourself, lessen your frustration, and reduce your anxiety about employers. Hmm...