A Man’s Guide to Surviving Unemployment
Drinking is not going to solve your problems. It will only make you feel better about yourself, lessen your frustration, and reduce your anxiety about employers. Hmm...
Tag: Guides and Listicles
The 10 Most Common Forms of Douchebag
Douchebagism is a cancer that has metastasized throughout the social fabric, infecting the masses with narcissism, and we must seek to classify and destroy it.
Four Mockbuster Screenplays on a $100 Budget
I'd like to see a new generation of super poor filmmakers rip off the RIP-OFF movies, but without even the second-rate fancy shit.
The Seven Guys You Meet in College
Bro-dom is like the college version of a mid-life crisis, but these guys don't have the money to buy a too-small red convertible or a speed boat decorated with flames.
Five FINAL Ways to Get Fired from Your Teaching Job
Your alarm clock went off four hours ago, it's 10:30 in the morning, on a Thursday, and then it hits you: YOU'RE STILL A TEACHER!!!! Fuck, time to get fired.
4 Famous Movie Scenes You Can Re-Enact on a Budget
Few people throw serious money into movie re-enactment. Yet most of the props can be found around the house, and the set is usually the neighborhood playground.
How to Play Guitar, For Douchebags
First, ask yourself why you want to suddenly start playing the guitar. Most likely you either A) want to impress girls or B) nothing else. Great!
Possible Titles for Fast & Furious 7
The Fast & The Furious series is famous for fast cars, hairless men, and Tyrese Gibson comedy. But the most enduring facet of the films is their ever-changing titles.
7 Colossal Failures at Animal Cuteness on the Internet
Failing to catch your baby or tiny animal being cute is like going into the kitchen to make instant ramen, and setting fire to the sink. Here are seven failures.
5 Movies Where Bruce Willis Doesn’t Act Like a Badass
I was curious to see what the rare, softer side of Bruce Willis is like, so I forfeited my masculinity and endured some shitty, yet wholesome cinema to find out.
The Shortcut Guide to Overcoming Depression
This article will help you a lot more than therapy, medication, or discussing your condition with a loved one because chances are, nobody loves you anyway.
5 Reasons It’s Your Parents’ Fault You’re Fat
If the conditions that make you fat or skinny, exercise-addict or couch-potato, can be traced back to conditions out of your control, then who's fault is it? Your parents'.