Tips for Practicing Safe Cyber Sex
Sex on the computer may seem a lot easier than sex in real life, but the truth is, there are plenty of risks involved in digital coitus, like catching a virus or revealing your fetishes.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
13 Movies That Make the Apocalypse Seem Tolerable
Everyone knows the world is going to end in 2012: you, me, the Mayans, and George Lucas knew it all along. Rather than get all emo about it, why not embrace the situation?
Birds are Stupid Idiots: A Guide to Birds
A progressive biologist's guide to understanding and analyzing the 8 groups of birds and their general stupidity and ridiculousness. Because birds are the Earth's comedic gift to us.
How NOT to Order at a Sit-Down Restaurant
If you participate in one or more of the following 8 actions or behaviors, you are a monster, and you are cordially invited to eat fast food for the rest of your pathetic life.
6 MORE Ways to Make Yourself Cooler
If you've ever been heartbroken or dumped, you know that shitty feeling that feels like you'll never come out from. Guess what? Now's the perfect time to bring everyone else down!
The Films of 2012: Unbridled Hope and Crushing Realities
For every awe-inspiring blockbuster or hard-hitting drama we fall in love with, there is always going to be an obnoxious remake. Here is a list of the big films coming in 2012 and what to expect.
Five Reasons You Should Never Trust Cats
Throughout history, cats had an uncanny ability to lull people into their graces with the innocence of kittenhood. Now we know they're sexual deviants that are full of shit.
5 Ways to Get Fired from Your Teaching Job
Only follow this list if teaching has made you suicidal, OR you're a teacher who just wants to have a little fun, and you've been looking for a career change anyway.
10 Potential Sidekicks for World Domination
Taking over a planet isn't easy. Your second in command will rally the troops, act as top henchman, and pick up a double burrito combo from Taco Bell when you're hungover.
57 Previously Unknown Movie and Music Industry Facts
Emma Watson said in interviews that she prefers Twilight because "it is more for girls and stuff." Similarly, Robert Pattinson lived entirely on Kellogg's Frosted Flakes to achieve his sparkly effect in Twilight.
Dealing with a Crazy Roommate
You're going to live with a nutcase someday, and in order to preserve your sanity, you're going to need some elite training tips in order to survive this experience.
Don’t Be THAT GUY, Part 2
Some of us are partial tools, some of us fade in and out of toolism, and some of us are just full-blown tools. Take a look in the mirror sometimes and tell yourself: "Don't be that guy."