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1. Every portrait makes me look like a Relief Pitcher for the 1974 Chicago White Sox.

P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.

This study will ask the big questions like: Are there mice and if so, are they dressed as tiny little country bumpkins?

Commemorative Wedding Tote Bag: My existence is a joke, just send me to Goodwill so I can reunite with my siblings.

Here’s a better deal for Elon: he can regain esteem, credibility, and respect by buying my status of tenured full professor.

Intermittently mention “The Kremlin.” Smart people discuss this often.

I murdered your wife, and you got pretty mad at me for doing that. We’ll call that one a tie. We’re both people!

Whether you're traveling to us for our illustrious corporate office complex or our fine lack of sidewalks, we guarantee an enjoyable stay.

Sleep hacks to help you wake up feeling rested, refreshed, and less dreadful about the eternal damnation of your soul.

The sooner you can recognize when you're talking down to yourself, the sooner you can stop already, Jesus.

Firstly, you shouldn’t be put off by the fact this milk is from a rat. This is top-shelf stuff in the rodent milk world.

When Jason sees you wearing this in chemistry class, he’s gonna cream his jeans so hard that the frog he’s dissecting will come back to life!