Ten Reasons to Love Each Other
If you like reading really long formulaic mediocre online comedy, dig in to this article. Or skip to the end, where you can star in an improv comedy jam in the comments!
Tag: Guides and Listicles
The Sexually Explosive Guide to Making Blockbuster Action Movies
Here now, I lend to you the paramount guide to action movie conception consumption, a "chamber of secrets" if you will, the skeleton key to what makes action movies great.
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drinking
Pro tips for becoming a better binge drinker, disregarding the advice of others, and mastering the art of elevating your blood alcohol content. You're on your way to getting super drunk again!
6 Ways to Make Yourself Cooler
You've just eaten an entire bag of Doritos out of self-pity while touching yourself in a naughty place and crying for the LAST TIME, because this guide is all about discovering the COOL YOU.
20 Ambiguous New Chuck Norris Facts
Since I am a de facto dude, and since Chuck Norris is a first-ballot dude Hall-of-Famer, I'm going to explore the future of Chuck Norris statements of superhumanity.
How Every Type of Porn Has Tainted Our Sex Lives (Part 2 of 2)
The numerous techniques in today's pornography and how they're making us cold towards the act, making it mechanical, taking out the feeling, treating the vagina like a well-oiled plastic bag with legs.
How Every Type of Porn Has Tainted Our Sex Lives (Part 1 of 2)
The numerous techniques in today's pornography and how they're making us cold towards the act, making it mechanical, taking out the feeling, treating the vagina like a well-oiled plastic bag with legs.
7 Ways to Successfully Interact with Other People
Everything you need to know to gain the approval of your boss, that random couple on the sidewalk, the cyclist holding up traffic, and your cigarette smoking nephew.
The 8 Guys You’ll Meet at a Bonfire
Bonfires are an American symbol of inefficient heating and circular gatherings. Here are the 8 types of guys who fuel these beer-pounding, philosophy-unleashing fire forums.
7 Things Every Classic Bowling Alley Should Have
Everything about a classic bowling alley screams "unchanged." The decor is 70's, the musty smoke and shoe odor still penetrates, and the food worse than you could imagine.
25 Words You Should Never Use in Your Poetry
These words have been egregiously overused, flogged to within a centimeter of their lives in general, and are altogether too self-consciously "poetic" and pretentious for further public consumption.
6 Disadvantages to Being a Guy
Urinals, emotional maturity, and job responsibility - don't laugh, women, these are things we men have to deal with every day. Well, that and your misunderstanding of anything that's actually funny.