The Three Reactions to My Arachnophobia
There are three different kinds of reactions I get when telling people about my "condition": the asshole response, the smartass response, and the overly helpful propoganda.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
Top 5 Sexiest Warlocks
Witchery isn't all cauldrons, eye of newt, and lesbians on Buffy. Here is my list of male witches (warlocks, sorcerers and assorted necromancers) who put the "ab" in "abracadabra."
Top 5 Sexiest Witches/Covens
Women have always wielded a magical power over men that can bring us to our knees, even though they often cast those spells while on theirs. Here are the hottest witches.
Ten Reasons to Love Each Other
If you like reading really long formulaic mediocre online comedy, dig in to this article. Or skip to the end, where you can star in an improv comedy jam in the comments!
The Sexually Explosive Guide to Making Blockbuster Action Movies
Here now, I lend to you the paramount guide to action movie conception consumption, a "chamber of secrets" if you will, the skeleton key to what makes action movies great.
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drinking
Pro tips for becoming a better binge drinker, disregarding the advice of others, and mastering the art of elevating your blood alcohol content. You're on your way to getting super drunk again!
6 Ways to Make Yourself Cooler
You've just eaten an entire bag of Doritos out of self-pity while touching yourself in a naughty place and crying for the LAST TIME, because this guide is all about discovering the COOL YOU.
20 Ambiguous New Chuck Norris Facts
Since I am a de facto dude, and since Chuck Norris is a first-ballot dude Hall-of-Famer, I'm going to explore the future of Chuck Norris statements of superhumanity.
How Every Type of Porn Has Tainted Our Sex Lives (Part 2 of 2)
The numerous techniques in today's pornography and how they're making us cold towards the act, making it mechanical, taking out the feeling, treating the vagina like a well-oiled plastic bag with legs.
How Every Type of Porn Has Tainted Our Sex Lives (Part 1 of 2)
The numerous techniques in today's pornography and how they're making us cold towards the act, making it mechanical, taking out the feeling, treating the vagina like a well-oiled plastic bag with legs.
7 Ways to Successfully Interact with Other People
Everything you need to know to gain the approval of your boss, that random couple on the sidewalk, the cyclist holding up traffic, and your cigarette smoking nephew.
The 8 Guys You’ll Meet at a Bonfire
Bonfires are an American symbol of inefficient heating and circular gatherings. Here are the 8 types of guys who fuel these beer-pounding, philosophy-unleashing fire forums.