7 Things Every Classic Bowling Alley Should Have
Everything about a classic bowling alley screams "unchanged." The decor is 70's, the musty smoke and shoe odor still penetrates, and the food worse than you could imagine.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
25 Words You Should Never Use in Your Poetry
These words have been egregiously overused, flogged to within a centimeter of their lives in general, and are altogether too self-consciously "poetic" and pretentious for further public consumption.
6 Disadvantages to Being a Guy
Urinals, emotional maturity, and job responsibility - don't laugh, women, these are things we men have to deal with every day. Well, that and your misunderstanding of anything that's actually funny.
4 Holidays That Should Be Abolished
Holidays are supposed to be wondrous occasions to celebrate, but for the most part, a few come to mind that should be abolished and permanently etched off calendars worldwide.
Were You an Oops Baby?
Ever wondered what you're doing on this Earth? Not in a philosophical way, but in a why-didn't-your-mother-shank-your-fetus-with-a-broken-beer-bottle way? Well, your mother often wonders the same thing.
Five Ways to Mess with Your Friends on Facebook, Part II
How far would you go to screw with your friends on Facebook? If you said steal your friend's identity and introduce their grandma to new sexual lingo, you're on the right track.
The Top 20 Blockbuster Mash-Up Movies
I was having a conversation with a friend regarding our favorite films when the idea hit me: why not combine various films to make unbeatable, blockbusting, super films? So I did.
6 Rules for Coping with Being a Celebrity (Part 3 of 3)
Life isn't like the movies, much to the chagrin of many, so you'll suffer for the sake of a societal collective that believes celebrities 'don't go through the same shit we all do as human beings.'
6 Rules for Coping with Being a Celebrity (Part 2 of 3)
As a celeb, if you slip up and lose your temper, they'll judge you for it; has nothing to do with the fact you've been hit in the face with self-righteous, misinformed stupid the last five years of your life.
6 Rules for Coping with Being a Celebrity (Part 1 of 3)
In being famous you will be subject to a hopelessly boring life, and answer to absolutely every-fucking-body with no will to think independently. If this isn’t enough to deter you, follow these rules.
6 Life Lessons They Won’t Teach You in School
No matter how sexually stimulating you may find the academic world, it simply won't help you in the long run. Here are six life lessons worth remembering, including the futility of true love.
7 Things You Need to Know About Women
Did you know that women don't like flowers? I know, crazy, right?! They're also driven wild by indiscreet pelvic thrusting motions and men who maintain a healthy interest in the opposite sex!