How to Find Someone Who’s Not on Facebook
The following is a simple tutorial on how to reconnect with old acquaintances who refuse to participate in our era of rapid digital communication and constant connectivity.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
101 Reasons to Love Xmas
'Twas the night before the night before Christmas, and somewhere in the house, Lyle was searching the Internet, double-clicking his mouse.
Christmas Awesome List
I love Christmas, and not just because it falls on my birthday. Here are ten Christmas experiences from most awesome to least awesome.
11 Things We Still Haven’t Figured Out Yet (and It’s Almost 2011)
Another year gone, and it amazes me how much shit we still haven’t figured out, given all the technology available today. From checkbooks and pizza delivery to cruise control and cell phones.
Happy 10th Birthday, PIC
I don't remember exactly how I came upon PIC. I know I was cruising for porn, something funny, or both. But I landed here, saw a few things that made me laugh, and now here I am 3 years later, 200+ articles written.
What Your Starbucks Drink Order Says About You
I've worked at Starbucks now for the better part of four years, and over these years, I've developed what I call Starbucks ESP, which allows me to predict your order just by looking at you.
10 Things Real Men Do
Real men crap, scratch their balls, belch, and punch things when they get angry. They also fix things, and try to be environmentally friendly, by hardly ever doing a wash.
6 Things Sluts Say When They Want to Have Sex
Sluts use a certain type of language to let the typical depraved male know exactly when they are down to fuck. Here is an incomplete list of some of those slut lines.
Top 5 Sexiest Female Werewolves
Nothing says Happy Halloween like hot sexy women who look like they can and will tear you apart in a blink of an eye. Here are the top 5 female werewolves based on sheer hotness.
Top 5 Sexiest Male Werewolves
When it comes to sexy werewolves, the balance is tipped firmly to my side of the scale, since they're pretty much skewed towards a gay audience. Here are the top 5 sexiest!
Don’t Be THAT PARENT
I am perpetually stunned by how vapidly stupid the parents of smart children can be. Here is a list of the 10 types of parents I despise the most.
The Golden Rules of Facebook
'The most important document to emerge from a computer since The Golden Rules of Instant Messenger.' -Mark Zuckerberg, Founder and CEO of Facebook