10 Things a Man Should Never, Ever Do
Unless you can prove that you are indeed Dracula's metrosexual grandson, do not pop your collar. Pansies like you disgrace real men.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
How to Be the Worst Drive-Thru Customer Ever
I make minimum wage at a dead end job. Part of my job includes interacting with you. This means my job fucking sucks. Here's how you can make it worse.
11 Groups I’d Like to Start on Facebook, But Never Will
Groups that sum up the little things in life, but I'll never expend the energy to create. Like, 'No matter how stocked the fridge is, I never want to eat anything in it.'
10 Things Destroying America’s Youth
American youths are steadily being eroded into douchebags, techno-geeks, and new age hippies. Here are the worst things chipping away at the next generation.
5 Ways to Tell If Your Dog is a Communist
We all love our dogs. But there is a very real and frightening issue of the growing communist threat. Here are five ways to tell if your dog is a Pinko.
A Brief Survival List for Z-Day
In an attempt to single-handedly save humanity from the impending arrival of zombies, I have compiled a survival list. Start preparing now, before you're eaten alive.
20 Brutally Honest Book Titles I’d Love to See
Including a book full of blank, empty pages for lonely, insecure young men titled: 'THE BENEFITS OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP.'
A Brief History of Phenomenally Unsuccessful Prison Gangs
Prevailing wisdom holds that joining a gang will provide protection to an inmate. But not always. This list offers an insight into the failures of incarcerated organized crime.
6 Tips to Identify and Avoid Overrated Bands
Timeless tips to avoid overrated bands, including avoiding bands with food in the title, bands that prey on childhood memories or evoke violence and more!
Which Facebook Status Abuser are You?
I have actually begun hiding people entirely from my Facebook news feed due to the following annoying habits. See which one you're guilty of...
The 10 Best Songs to Commit Suicide To
Sometimes you have to kill yourself. I understand, I've been there. When the mood strikes, put on one of these sweet tracks and shove a pitchfork through your neck.
10 Steps to Becoming the Ultimate Porn Champion
The golden rule: never pay for it. Heaving out money is a sign of defeat to the porn world. Wank before you bank. Plus more crucial advice.