I guess some dudes boner up over dirty language, but I just can't stomach pussy talk. As far as I'm concerned, a girl should never actually reference her vagina unless she quietly and simply points at it.
A list of alibis for the common events you will encounter during your Spring Break trip to Las Vegas, ensuring that your friends and family will never find out just how much of a monster you really are.
Men, don't fret if you've been burned by a psychotic woman before - I have too. Many many times. Here are 10 warning signs to prevent you from falling prey to this unyielding predator.
This is a forum for human/hick understanding. Please refrain from using words or expressions that might offend our hick counterparts, such as evolution, atheism, liberal, pre-marital sex, etc
As an efficient society, we need to lay out some ground rules for this new vending machine rental method. I call these rules, Redboxiquette. Use them to prevent real life movie violence in line.
Sometimes a party is so super fun, you need to tell everyone what a good time you're having. What most people don't realize is that there is a code of conduct for showing your joy. Here are the four different kinds of parties and how to show your apprecia
Let's say you wake up one day and you're smack in the middle of the past. You need to know a few things, unless you want the people in the past to kill you, lock you up, or make fun of you.
Often times when my girlfriend is bored, she decides that she wants to talk about feelings. So, as a preemptive tactic, I have decided to list the actual feelings men have: A) Pissed Off, B) Hungry, and C) Horny.
As a writer, I have discovered a number of techniques to ensure the opening of your short story engages your audience while propelling your narrative forward at light speed. It is my pleasure to share these techniques with you in what I call 'The Three Se
Still wondering whether it’s worth making the trek down to the polling precinct where the line will be wrapped around town? Here's how to know.
In your never-ending quest to get laid, several natural enemies will present themselves time and time again. They are known as Cockblocks. Heed the following advice well and forget not the danger that looms.
There are a lot of bad things that can happen to people in this screwed-up world, but there's nothing worse than discovering your hamster is contaminated.