Dos and Don’ts of the Gym
There’s a lot of things going on in the gym. It can be a confusing place, especially for fucking idiots. For example, taking a leak in the shower is OK; jacking off in there is NOT.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
11 Awesome Things About Being a Bouncer
Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy: grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.
How to Use Your Brain to Get Laid (The Cerebellum)
Modern research tells us the cerebellum controls cognitive functions like attention, language, and music - 3 key ingredients in getting laid.
Top Ten Uses for a Dead Cat
Dead cats can be just as much fun as alive cats!
Post-Party Morning After Acronyms
15 acronyms to help shorten the same tired post-party conversations about girls, drinking, and wicked hangovers.
6 Potential Obama Running Mates
Rumors have been circulating for weeks now regarding Barack Obama's potential vice presidential running mate. Look no further than these 6 candidates...
The Snippets and the Impure Tour (Buy the Book!)
The Snippets and the Impure Tour is Nathan DeGraaf's first book, based on a true story about a kid who followed the Grateful Dead, and the ever-popular, humorous "snippets" of conversation along the way.
111 Rules of Bar Crashing
These are the 111 Definitive Rules of Bar Crashing. Use them wisely. Use them often. Use them well. Use a condom.
11 Things You Must Do Before You Finish College
11 things you should absolutely try before you graduate college, including banging in the stacks, fighting a bouncer, and stealing every last condom from student services.
NG Hatfield’s PIC 2.Tour
Points in Case writer NG Hatfield takes you on a brief tour of the main PIC Staff members, including dirty behind the scenes secrets.
My 5 Favorite Things About Christmas
The party platter of awesomeness that makes Christmas the coolest holiday is a combination of family, football, friends, liquor and gifts.
A Beginner’s Guide to the Gym
As a veritable human encyclopedia on college gyms, I’m here to guide you along on your quest towards total body perfection.