Top 10 College Party Themes
The goal: score hookup partners. The swindle: drink heavily and combine with costumes, blacklights, Viagra, and various other skimpy party theme props.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
The 10 Types of College Relationships
Everyone's in it for a reason, whether it's love, money or Facebook status. And if you're not sure, you're the annoying Indecisive Couple.
7 Things Everyone Should Be Bothered By
It is NOT OK if you do any of the following: stand in doorways, sit on the same side of the table as your girlfriend at a restaurant, travel in large packs to parties.
How to Masturbate with Your Roommate in the Room
For those who need to masturbate so often that there's no choice but to do it in front of their roommate, try The Party Boy or The Diversion Trick.
Jeff Beck’s Finals Coping Strategies
A healthy dose of Adderall and a "fuck it" attitude can get you through final exams stress free. Or just cheat, whatevs.
Anti-Chuck Norris Fact Fearers
Chuck Norris has brainwashed some people into complete submission. Here's what these die-hard 'Chuck fans' have to say about Anti-Chuck Norris Facts.
47 Valentine’s Day Rules for Guys
#16: Don't watch The Notebook. I mean sure, it might help you get the girl, but even you have to draw the line somewhere.
How to Write a Great Suicide Note
Do you want to kill yourself one day? Of course you do! Follow these guidelines for a note that'll really wow your roommates.
The Art of Seduction
Matters of the heart may seem abstract, but with the right enthusiasm and passion, you'll be meeting your GOALs (Girl Offering Anal Love) in no time.
Halloween Costume Styles Unmasked
A competitive analysis of the 8 types of Halloween costumes, along with who should wear them and how to pull them off (before bed).
The 5 Most Common Ways Women Shave Their Pubic Hair
Pubic hair is the roadmap to a girl's personality. The shaved look is giving you the all clear, but slow down if you find yourself in the school zone.
How to Be a Drug Dealer
Just like any other child's game, drug dealing has rules you must heed. Step one, look both ways before getting beaten and robbed.