It's question of the week time. Answer as comments. And then I'll comment on your comments. It will be a gang bang of comments. <p>1. Do you use the word "bang" more in daily conversation because of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia?"</p>
Halloween is a pretty cool holiday. You get to dress up, drink booze and eat candy. Well, I guess it's basically like every holiday for me. Well, since I'm semi-unemployed now, it's like every day for me. But...that's besides the point.<p>You've got a week to figure out what to do for Halloween. Don't be that asshole who throws on a flannel shirt and ripped jeans who goes as Kurt Cobain.
<p>I moved back to NYC last Wednesday. Yay. I started working at a bar this Wednesday (today). Yay. I missed my Questions of the Week bit almost twice in a row. Boo. So let's get started.</p>
<p>As I ate my delicious dinner of sesame chicken yesterday I received this phone call on my cell:</p><p>"Hi, this is Diane from the Barack Obama campaign. Blah blah blah. Can I ask who you're voting for?"</p>
<p>What's your pornstar/stripper name? You know, you take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on or your middle name and your mom's maiden name. Ex. I'm either Tex Highland or Joe McDonald, depending on how you do this game.</p><p>What's your daily "Big O" record? Solo? Delivered? Received?</p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/ariddler.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="250" height="391" /> </p><p>Question of the Week Time. Sorry they're late. I'm mourning the death of the Minnesota Twins' 2008 season.</p><p>1A. Ladies, what's your favorite term for your man-friends to call your breasts? Your least favorite?<br />1B. Guys, what's the best word (or words) for big juicy knockers?</p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/kc_baseball.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>First, let me apologize to my "old" favorite PIC writers: DeGraaf, Nelson and Court; my "new" favorite writers: Paul Frank, X, Moose and Bash; and my favorite writer of all time: myself. Now, I have a brand new favorite writer: <a href="/user/320"><u>Sarah Romeo</u></a>. </p>
<p><img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/files/u46/eliot.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="184" height="220" /> </p><p>If you people are awesome, you're watching "The Ultimate Fighter." My buddy Eliot "The Fire" Marshall bloodied the hell out of some dude from Armenia. </p>
<p>I've been in the kitchen cooking up good questions for my super-special bestest best friends. And just for your Court, I'll number them.</p>
<p>It's that time of the week again when I ask questions you answer them. </p><p>What's the best cheap beer ever? How about your top three?</p><p>Why does eating asparagus make your pee smell really bad?</p><p>What's better shampoo or conditioner? </p><p>POW! Done. </p>
Wow, it's been a month since I nearly died (three times) and paralyzed myself. Time flies when you're in a hospital room or your parents' suburban home.<p>Here are some updates:</p>
<p>I don't offend easily. I'm one of Paul Frank's biggest fans. I'm sixty pages into a comedic memoir about the funny stuff that happens when you nearly kill yourself by breaking your neck. Hell, my name has become a verb among my friends that even I use. </p><p>"If you don't buy me a beer, I'll Casey Freeman your ass." Translation -- "I'll break your effing neck."</p>