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Students will become acquainted with works of literary importance—or as we refer to them, “leverageable assets with income producing potential.”

Basically this show is the plot of Guys and Dolls but, inexplicably, there is also one random guy on stage who keeps insulting Derek Jeter.

Instead of the dangerous, unethical practice of cloning once-extinct dinosaurs, our exhibits are human clones who pretend to be dinosaurs.

I am here to keep the small talk alive because everyone else is so locked in that they forget how to socialize.

“One final touch, my dear boy,” his Grandma said, carefully placing an entire stick of butter on top of the dish.

Applewhite brought a sense of wisdom and dignity to the role of Grandpa Tugboat, the wise old ship that dispenses much-needed advice.

Your deal is Polaroids, right? That’s cute. I don’t mean that in a condescending way.

Have you tried burping? What about being burped? It’s okay to be small and fragile sometimes. Or all the time.

Behind every great man may be a great woman. But behind every great woman is an epic bunk bed.

Relativity is abstract, I know. Let’s give it some specificity, to see if we can make it more accessible for you.

Those crashing car sensor lights that have been flashing in your side mirror for 12 miles now? That’s all me, man.

I really don’t want to be a burden, but would you mind coming to help me? Only if it’s on your way home from the office.