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There's no living author with a better take on the "excruciating telegram" style of mom text messages.

Whose fault is it I don’t look perfect anymore? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t my arms that splashed me with queso dip.

Next time, consider delivering in a Lyft, the cereal aisle at your grocery store, or during your yoga class. Claim denied.

Don’t invite Glug if you are having his former mate Praki who dumped him for that Neanderthal with the wheel.

Geoff’s been out here slingin’ Coors Light at double-A ballgames for longer than most of these white coat jokers been alive.

You dropped out of law school to travel around the world “like an Australian.” I knew this was the beginning of something special.

We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.

We know you're eager to get back to inconsistent monthly visits to your 87-year-old father and checking your watch and sighing the entire time.

I know that our omni-everything boss is obsessed with blood metaphors, but this seems a bit gratuitous.

It consists of wearing a bespoke suit, carrying a pocket watch, looking through binoculars, and having a staunch belief that America peaked in 1948.

It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.

I wouldn’t know what to do with multi-book deals and movie rights and reprint rights and the avalanche of capital from being on the bestseller list.