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Concocting a knuckle sandwich is a delicacy in itself, and should be taken with care.

I woke up early. It doesn’t mean I experience the world differently. Coffee sometimes courses through my veins like a horse on EPO.

I’ve got a six-pack and hands that are strong but somehow also soft. Does that seem like someone who needs the vaccine right now?

You know, obviously I figured I’d do it at some point, but it always seemed so far away. It was something for when I was older.

Stranger still, though, is to accept the behavior of John and Maria as that of two characters who do not ultimately have sex.

Gotham's oldest enemy? Health and safety code. How do people keep falling into pits of bubbly wubbly goo?

NAME: Sisyphus DEPARTMENT: Underworld; Futile Labor/Endless Toil and Frustration POSITION: Boulder Administrator/Rock Coordinator

Two Raccoons Occupying Backyard: Why does Staten Island have so many raccoons? “Occupying”…Sounds like “Occupy Wall Street.”

We researched it, okay? This wasn’t some half-ass throw on a scarf and call yourself Edna, intro-to-theatre-101 skit.

I was hesitant about bringing up my favorite books, the "Horny Pottrom" series, but I had to know the truth.

All that yarn wasted connecting pictures of faces when it could be connecting the rose petals of my hand-knit floral sweater.

Don't be intimidated, I'm still just like you, only quite a bit better now. You see, I read an entire book during quarantine.