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I’m very worried that you know me for one picture taken on my 72nd birthday more than anything else.

Maybe before departing, the yogurt left a note for its live-in yogurt boyfriend, who was at his company kickball league going absolutely beast mode.

All My Fucks graduated from Shame University in 1998 with high honors.

Can we be honest? I haven’t written a single page yet so the actual final product is as much of a mystery to you as it is to me.

We parked our vehicle in several spots over the two-week period. No matter which spot we occupied, a human would tell us we were in “their spot.”

Next to me is some sort of spatula that is red and green and says “Baking Spirits Bright!” It’s July, Richard. I can’t believe this is my life now.

Yes, I tried replacing the batteries. A fresh set seemed to do nothing except make his tone even angrier.

We don’t care about fingernails. Well, we kind of care that they’re clean, but we don’t file, buff, color, or cover them up with fake nails.

That man that I saw on the screen—that I had grown up IDOLIZING—was actually just some hack in disguise.

The cool thing about being grateful is that any time you sense a challenge, you can thank it, and then you win.

You know I only pick my nose because I have to. My doctor says if I don’t pick my nose, I won’t be able to breathe out of it.