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Watching Others Write Checks: The viewer can see whether the person writes the check and then tears it out, or tears it out first and then writes it.

Here we are. You have already used up all of my space in the first ten seconds of being at this Safeway.

We are a fully realized community with our own source of electricity and water.

Someone exclaims, "Who did this?" Someone else yells, "How did they do this?" You look around and ask, "Why did they do this?"

Now, I know how you feel about your mother giving you tips, but honey: he has a lifetime salary and great health insurance.

Teasing you about when they go on sale and then stealing them from your virtual cart in less than a millisecond is my definition of fun.

As a dude who’s got a bachelor's in biz dev, a 2.6 GPA, and has read most of the first quarter of "Infinite Jest," this shouldn't be all that hard.

Think of it as a chat room, but all audio. So you’re literally chatting. With strangers! Some of them are experts. That's what I've heard, anyway.

We’ll start with an easy one here to get this going: A Three-Hour Corporate PowerPoint Presentation with Required Participation.

Are you… still buying kale? Please tell me I’m not the only one. Oh God, I have so much kale.

My purple pom-pom has been on the handle and ready to go since March. The places you take me, I would never ever go alone.

I was hoping to catch up this week to discuss how our Product You’ve Never Heard Of can quadruple your annual revenue.