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What we see here is not a rainbow cornucopia of fresh fruit, but a hornet’s nest of shriveled blackberries and fungus-ridden apricots.

Diversification is the key. Celery, onions, and carrots are going to be solid performers and there is no reason not to have some low-risk options.

We at Fatty Matty’s Quakin’ Baconz do not assume liability for any health complications and/or death that may arise from the "DOIN’ IT RAW" special.

We made eye contact right before the huge bag of kitty litter I was holding ripped open and got in my eyes.

You think I won't beat you up? Just watch me! Please, don't fight back. Just watch me beat you up.

When I don’t immediately respond to your texts, it’s not because I’m just busy doing other things, it’s because I definitely hate you.

I did see you hiding (hard to miss the shape of my useless husband with his big dumb flip-flopped feet sticking out from behind the drapes).

I’m ready when you are. And I won’t even charge you anything, girl. It’s on me. Free Edition. I got you.

They don't even have numbers on their uniforms. They just have plain, ill-fitting husky tees donated by the Knights of Columbus.

I know Father Mike and his massive ego won’t like me saying this. The self-proclaimed “superstar” of the baptism world loves the spotlight.

Day 8: Another test, and another sticker. This one has a pile of crimson and golden autumn leaves with the “We’re in this together!” slogan.

Q. Can I safely bring an unpeeled potato into a sporting event? A. Security will likely be using metal & potato detectors. It will be confiscated.