The Unexpected Things That Will Happen When You Buy Those Used Bagpipes on Facebook Marketplace
You'll mistakenly think the reeds are developing some exotic flavor. Nope --It's mold. Another thing you neglected, like your "check engine" light.
Tag: Satire and Parody
Welcome to the Ultimate Fighting Championship—But First, a Word from Our Sponsor, Toyo Tires
Champs count on the only tire to receive MMA Magazine’s “Most Ultimate Tire” one year in a row.
The Rules I Must Never Break in Order to Keep My Job Wringing the Oil Out of Tom Cruise’s Hair While He Calls Me a Neanderthal
When Mr. Cruise shouts his most favored insult at me, I must be grateful and verbally show him my appreciation with a delighted squeal.
You Need to Know about These Five Cognitive Biases (Sponsored by Bayer, the New Owner of Roundup)
At Bayer, we have a duty to pretend we have a duty to have a positive impact on the world.
“Jessie’s Girl” Made You a Guide on How to Find a Woman Like Her
You Remind Me of Jessie’s Girl! Please, Do Tell Me, Do You Have a Name? – While just a tad bit rude, this is also respectful enough to answer!
I Am the Reply All Button and God Am I Sexy
Yes!! Tell the whole department how unintuitive you find the system. Oh YES it’s been so hard for you to find your files since the software update.
Best Man Speech for the Worst Couple
Seeing you both now, I think we will sue. Sorry—I think we will. SUE, and Noah, you are clearly blessed.
Censorship Is Preventing Me from Publishing My Novel “Rat Sex in Outer Space”
Brave ideas drowned in a sea of silence. That’s a direct quote from "Rat Sex in Outer Space" and it applies here.
Self-Guided Meditation for You Lonely People This New Year
Take a moment to become aware of the sounds around you. Tune out your next-door neighbors who won’t stop having elaborate sex.
Our Company Is One Big Family, If Families Laid Off 30% of Their Family Members
It's truly killing me that our family's goals for next year don't seem to include your position and your services will no longer be needed here.
It’s an Honor to Be Your Band-Aid on This Momentous Vaccination Day!
I always dreamed of big things, like covering a knife cut on Mark Bittman’s finger, or a scrape on Usain Bolt’s leg, or being forgotten in Beyonce’s purse.
Drive-Into Experience: “12 Angry Men” Circa 1957
Starting to feel claustrophobic? Great! That’s precisely how you should feel as you fake deliberate the fate of a human being.