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I would like the board to be aware and consider the fact that my house is a piece of garbage and I am rotting inside of it.

The Broadway League called me a "triple threat" since I caused a scene at every show, stalked cast members, and made everyone around me feel unsafe.

"The rooms were comfortable, the food was exquisite and my husband and I had a glorious time in the pool until they released those piranhas.”

Dog: Thanksgiving took a while to understand, but I’ve got it now. It starts when you’re locked outside because no one can deal with you today.

Listen, we’ve all been there. Relationships aren’t all grapes, private lyre performances, and lounging like statues in an acropolis.

We know that you usually visit for 3-5 days, but the safest option is for everyone to stay for the suggested quarantine period of at least two weeks.

I am in the wrong house. Where are the 17 pieces of paper asking me to vote Jackie F to help save the environment?

Put simply, the new normal is the normal that is currently substituting what is actually normal by normal standards.

With casualties in the hundreds of thousands, just be glad you're dating someone that’s alive.

For starters, many of you have been attending parties. We told you not to do that! We thought you’d listen to us.

No matter how many side pickles one has in their lifetime, each new side pickle feels like the first.

Does everyone have a string of rosary beads? It's very important to warm your muscles by lightly flagellating your body.